My jokes are better than yours

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Haley has updated her status:

I am copyrighting this joke right now, nobody can steal it, or so help me gods I will see to it that your children's children's grandchildren will be born with Ebola. Any way here's the joke :)

How come Elsa doesn't hold grudges?

Because she can let it go 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

COMMENTS:

Percy: ha ha! my jokes are wayyy better that yours!

Haley: wanna bet?

Percy: How many tenors does it take to change a light bulbs? 6. one to screw it in and five to taunt them because they can't get that high. :)))

Haley: how many sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 one to screw it in and one to hand the other one another bulb when she breaks it.

Percy: how many idiots does it take to count to 10? I don't know lets ask leo.

Haley: how many idiots does it to take to flood the camp? One, he's my brother :))

Percy: I'm out of jokes!

Haley: I could do this all day! my jokes are victorious :))))

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Calypso has updated her status:

Your gone and I've gotta stay high all the time ;)

Comments:

Leo: I'm coming my love

Calypso: leo, I've been in New York for a year. It's a song!

Leo: psh! I knew that ;)

Calypso: no you didn't

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Percy has updated his status:

The moment when your greek teacher doesn't know what he's talking about and your just sitting there like " Hera should not be considered 'nice' "

Comments:

Haley: ikr! there are no story's about female heros! I mean seriously annabeth survived Tartarus, she should get a medal!

Piper: I hate my greek teacher. He makes all aphrodite's kids seem like drew's 😠😠

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Sorry guys I can't think of anything else right now, please comment some stuff you would like to read :)

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