So for the longest time while listening to dead girl walking (because someone, I'm not naming anyone, got me hooked on the soundtrack to Heathers) I heard "free cake" instead of "freaky". I shared this with my friends and now it's become the "canon version" as I've written part of the song with a cake theme. Haven't finished it yet. I'm lazy. But I thought I'd show you this ridiculousness. My phone refuses to load the photo so I'll type it all out.
Dead Girl Walking, PsychoBootyShorts version.
The Demon Queen of high school has decreed it,
She said Monday 8 AM I will be deleted,
They'll hunt me down in study hall,
Stuff and mount me on the wall,
Thirty hours to live, how shall I spend it?
I don't have to stay and die like cattle,
I could change my name and ride up to Seattle,
But I don't own a motorbike- wait,
Here's an option that I like,
Spend these thirty hours getting free cake!
Yeah!
I need it bad,
I'm a dead girl walking!
I'm in your yard,
I'm a dead girl walking!
Before they punch my clock,
I'm snapping off your display locks,
Got no time to knock!
I'm a dead girl walking!
"Veronica, what are you doing in my store?"
"Shh...
I'm sorry but I didn't mean to wake you.
See, I decided you must give it or I'll make you.
'Cause Heather says I gots to go,
It's my last meal on death row,"
[Will be continued on a later date]
Feel free to use this for something, I know one of my friends wanted to do an animatic to this but decided not to. Just credit me if you do. I want to see your creations should you use this 😂
