As I were

Pretty Kitty Co.

MYRANDA'S POV

Tom springs into action! He karate chops the security guard who has me by the arm. I don't know where he learned such amazing moves bet he kicked his legs through the air like a pair of extra sharp scissors

"Yasss get him Tom!" yelled Zendaya, cheering from the sidewalk. Nick Jonas just jumped up and down excitedly eating his pizza

"I can get him!" yelled tom scissor kicking the other guy right in the eyeball, the guy fell backwards into a bucket of nacho cheese that was left over right outside of the restaurant

"Haha i guess this is NACHO average fight!" he yelled ahah tom is so funny!!! I adjusted my adorable shirt, it was adorable because it had a picture of tom in ot! I bought it from some dude in the woods, he said that they were 97% polyester so how could I not?

Just then Larue tied a rope around the giant phone pole and swung down like tarzan, grabbing me by the shirt and swinging away, she cackled excitedly

Tom sat there in scared amazement like a deer in front of a lampost covered in nacho cheese. She pulled me up to a rooftop and tied my hands behind a chair "well aren't you... interesting. I mean I really don't know what tommy boy sees in you" I squint in confusion. Is this psycho really comparing me to her? She just tarzaned it in the alleyway

"If tom wont take me back, I'll make him take me back!!" she yells angrily, dropping to her knees

I can see tom in the alleyway diggin his nails into a security guards arms "no! Myranda! Dont forget my love, I will find you!" he screams as Larue hooks my chair up to a long cable coming from a helicopter. She climbs the ladder and the helicopter takes off, dangling me beneath it

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When we get back to the abandoned cat food company warehouse she ties my against a giant cardboard cut-out of "Pretty Kitty" the face of pretty kitty co. I don't mind being tied here since it makes me feel less lonely, although the eyeballs stare into the depths of my soul

Suddenly a stabbing surges through my stomach and I keel over, causing the cardboard to crush me. The mysterious security guard runs over and lifts the cardboard off of me. He looks so heroic with this plump juicy muscles, like giant thanksgiving turkeys (with stuffing and cranberry sauce of course) he helps me up and re-ties my ropes around something more sturdy; a pole of pretty kitty's cat mansion. He must be in the military or something because those ropes cut off my circulation and my hands turn blue. Despite my uncomfortable situation, I batted my eyelashes flirtatiously

"Names Myranda" i say, moving my eyebrows up and down in an irresistible fashion

"Gavin" he says, blushing "Gavin Frost" I stop myself from laughing, i=which resulted in me looking like and extra ripe tomato about to explode into ketchup

"Do you happen to have a brother named.... Jack?" he smirks "no, but my great grandfathers name is jack and i've always wanted to name my son jack"

He leans in for a kiss but as our lipos are about to touch, i rember im dating a british celebrity. So instead I turn my head away but i do it too fast and our heads clunk into each other

"I'm so sorry, you're really nice and tie good knots but like im dating a british celebrity who has a dog and like you don't have a dog so" he looked disappointed but i can tell her understands

Just then Larue walks in and i realize what the pain I was feeling "I'm hungry!" I cry in wincing pain, I guess she took pity on a sad soul. A super trendy soul, but a sad one nonetheless. She pops open a cardboard box with her bejeweled switchblade, opens the top of a can of kitty liver food and slides it across the floor to me. It looked nasty but its been a whole 5 hours since ive eaten and at this point im willing to do anything to avoid starvation

As soon as I finish my food, an envelope hits me in the head and bounces to the ground "what the hickity heckity?!" I yell, I could tell by her expression that I went too far "sorry, I didn't mean to swear" "its a letter from my husband" "if you're married then why do you want my lil bean?" "Tom is my husband, he just doesn't know it yet," she says, maliciously flashing a plastic vending machine ring "oh so it's serious" I say sarcastically "hmf whatever, imma go, read your letter" i ask Gavin to open it and hold it in front of my face because my hands are tied up and even if they weren't I can't feel either of my arms. The letter says;

"My love, i hope you are doing okay. The FBI is still trying to locate

You but I promise we will find you! You were my first serious

Girlfriend, i hope you still want to be with me! These FBI agents are

Quite helpful, im sure i will be able to rescue you any time now, if only

I was really spiderman, then i could have karen play sad music as i

Mourn you. I saw that man who was heling larue, he has a dashing

Smile, just remember; im rich and i have a dog and I look great in

Glasses. We will find you soon

                                            -  Tom Holland

P.S nick jonas says hi

"Wow, i hope he finds me!" Gavin nods and tucks the letter into his coat pocket "for safekeeping he says" then he looks at his list "ah yes that reminds me! I need to buy a lighter" then he walks off "oh no he's a smoker!" I think, well i guess it's always something. That's fine, I can live with that- wait no, I forgot im dating adorable, famous actor Thomas Stanley Holland.... I wonder if he's a smoker

welp, hope youre enjoying it!!! sorry it took AGES to update!

just so y'all know, the character "Myranda" is based on a real person i know! so is "Gavin"! fun fact haha!

have a coolio day fam!