Alright. Let me say this now, cliches suck balls. They are EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE I TELL YOU. I can't read one god damned werewolf book now without MATE THIS AND MATE THAT. WHY?????? Why not make it like mine, where they're actually shapeshifters and the leader is just a complete fucking psycho? I'll give you a list of the ones I hate the most.
1. Jeff the Killer and THE FUCKING WINDOWS. Why in almost every fanfiction for him does he climb through the window? I mean seriously though, has he never heard of a door? And it's always the bedroom window. Why can't it be the kitchen window? I'd freak out if I was doing dishes and he crashed in through the window and tried to murder me.
2. Scratch that murder part. Why? Because this is a fanfiction and Jeff would be like "Oh wait, you're special and purty so I'm not gonna kill you even though my name is fucking JEFF THE KILLER." It is stated in his name that he is a killer. That's what he does. Kill, murder, gank. Whatever.
3.Song lyrics as parts of your story. I'm sorry, but I don't want to read seventeen pages of song lyrics. If I wanted to read the lyrics to the entire Black Parade album I would look it up on google.
4. BEN being a stoner. I'm sorry, but why? Why would BEN be a stoner exactly? He died when he was twelve and he is an e-ghost. That means that he is on electronics. HOW WOULD HE EVEN GET THE WEED TO BE A STONER?
5. On the topic of BEN, why is he always on Cleverbot or the game? I mean, it even said in his story that he deleted this guys files. It stated that BEN could spread to whatever electronic he wanted, if you downloaded the guy's files. Why not have him pop out of your TV or phone?
6. Jane being the bad guy. Just, why? Why of all of them have Jane be the bad guy? If it was only once or twice it'd be okay, but it's ALL THE TIME.
7. Same for Zalgo. I see him as the bad guy a lot too.
8. Masky. Ok, so people just refer to him as Masky a lot. He is actually Tim. Tim Sutton. A lot of people describe him wrong too. He has black hair and sideburns. His eyes are very dark brown. STOP PORTRAYING HIM WITH THE FLIPPY BROWN HAIR AND BLUE EYES.
9. Poor Brian. Most people know him as Hoodie. They don't give him a face either. They just give him his mask with the red dots and the line. That's why I say poor Brian. According to most of the people who put them in Creepypasta fanfics just act like he doesn't have a face.
10. The names. God, the names. There's a whole bunch of Iris and Harmony. I named my main character in a Creepypasta fanfiction Sienna.
11. WHY IS EVERYONE SO STRAIGHT
12. WHY IS EVERYONE SO WHITE. A LOT OF MY CHARACTERS AREN'T WHITE
13. The super crazy long names in fantasy. Listen to me, the longest fantasy name I have is Caspian. That is the longest. That's it. I don't even want to try pronouncing half of the long fantasy names like "Sheogoranthamlyin" or something along those lines.
Thank you and that is all the cliches for now.
