Yurio Meets Food Wars - Yurio's Diary

The Plan

Dear Stupid Paper,

The grand priz final ended a week ago and I won the gold- well no surprise there, as I was up against the piggy and all those other idiots (except Otabek, he's okay). Anyway, pigster Yuuri and his annoying fiancé Victor called me and the other Grand Prix Final competitors to Tokyo to celebrate hard work and determination and blah blah.

I'm just going because they promised to take us to the best and most expensiveass French restaurant called SHINOS.

Man I am going to eat like I'm the piggy and not Yuuri, because the owner Mr. Shinomiya is this hella respected and famous dude that is a graduate from Totsuky Culinary Acadamy- only the roughest and toughest high school culinary academy on the entire fkn planet like wow, they get expelled for breathing a bit differently.

Shinomiya graduated so he must be the best chef around and he means srs business ya know? You're just an annoying bratty diary how tf would you know, you geezer? Fffs. Stop being inanimate and geT A LIFE.

Anyway, SHINOS is French cuisine and me and my cat Potya are drooling to eat there holy shi- "You do know cats aren't allowed to enter a fine dining restaurant? And LANGUAGE YURIO!"
"STOP CALLING ME THAT AND STOP PEEPING INTO MY DIARY YOU BALD BASTARD"
When the HELL did Victor start reading? He was literally just sucking face with piglet on the ice rink before, Jesus Christ.
"Y-you think I'm b-balding?" Victor is sulking
Ugh I can't deal with his bs, I'm too tiger for that.

SO AS I WAS WRITING, me AND MY CAT are BOTH drooling to eat at Shinos. I've been downing way too many pirozkis and my body ISNT COOPERATING BUT INSTEAD IS GETTING UPSET. Ugh, why can't my stomach be as tiger as my tall black soul- "Tall? You're literally nicknamed Russian Fairy because of how tiny you are-"
"MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS VICTOR"

NOW IM MAD. there's only one thing that annoys me more than this diary, Victor Nikfroyo.

I'll write when I'm downing food and am actually HAPPY, YA FEEL?

Ok bye bozo diary