Loki; Life on Midgard

where to next?

Loki's POV

"Where to next?" Thor asked. "Midgard?" No, no way. I've already caused enough chaos there, the Avengers would kill me. I told my brother that it'd be a horrible idea to take me there, especially New York. "Oh come on Loki. I could tell Stark that you've changed, you really have changed." "Thor this is so stupid! I'll get killed by SHIELD and even if I don't, we'd have to hide which really makes life hard, does- where and why are we landing?" "Oh little brother, Midgard- or as the Midgardians call it, Earth!" Godammit Thor.
  To be fair, it is a fascinating place. Last time I was here, I was trying to kill everyone. I hope they forgive me.

We went to Stark Tower and all the Avengers were there, chatting and laughing. When they saw me, they suited up and got their weapons out. I knew this was a bad idea. Eventually, my brother got them to calm down. I told them everything.
Surprisingly, Stark was pretty nice about it. He even invited me to party with them! How exciting.

I heard Clint shout "Hey Thor, that hammer of yours...Margaret or something like that, you say that only you can lift it. Are you making that bullshit up?" "Hey, language" Steve shouted. I replied to Clint saying that it's true. However, he still wanted to try so we gathered as many people as possible and started trying.
  First Tony tried and failed. He made up an excuse saying that he was tired. Then Steve tried. It budged a bit. You should've seen the look on Thor's face, it was priceless. Bruce tried, he nearly turned into Shrek. Clint 'the bird' Barton tried, only to fail. Last but not least, the redhead's turn. She lifted it. Thor's face was as red as a strawberry. There was silence which was then broken by Natasha "Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom."
  We heard some laughter in there. What a great night. Stark let us stay in the huge room located on floor 7.
                                                  -2 hours later-

It was 1 am and we decided to go back to our rooms. I opened to the door and I was speechless.
The room was massive! It had cool Midgardian tech that I didn't know how to use. Nevertheless, it was great seeing all the huge beds, big flatscreen TVs and the fireplace which was beautiful. I was exhausted and so was Thor so we went to our rooms and said goodnight.
  As I tried to sleep, Thor's strawberry red face came to mind. I do not regret coming here.

eek that's it for the first chapter. i hoped you liked it.