this chapter is basically Loki's diary
24/12/2019
Dear Diary,
It's been a while since I've written in here and a lot has happened. Thor took me to earth a few weeks ago and I'm kinda enjoying it. Tony Stark let me stay in his tower and honestly, the Avengers are really nice if you don't get on their bad side.
Tomorrow is...Checkmas? Clackamas? Cheesemas? Oh well, I forgot the name but apparently somebody called Santa Claus comes at midnight and gives you a present. Pretty interesting I must say.
You know, I'm excited for tomorrow. Clint and Nat are planning a big Cheesemas party and they say that Natasha is very good at throwing panties- I mean parties... a̶l̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶t̶t̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶v̶e̶ oh no I can't say that.
There was this thing in September, I think some people tried to storm Area 51 and failed because Stark owns it. Sometimes, I forget how stupid Midgardians are. Why would you try to raid a highly secure military base that TONY STARK HIMSELF OWNS. How could you be so stupid?
I have some new friends now. Tony, Steve, Natasha, Clint and Bruce...oh, and Wanda. I think there's a group called the Guardians of the Galaxy and that is a pretty nice name. They fly around the galaxy and save planets, how cool is that?
Anyways, I really like it here but the truth is, I sorta miss Asgard. Heimdall, Odin, and everybody else who lives there.
I'm going to sleep now because it's 11 pm and I really want Santa Claus to come. Goodnight
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Loki; Life on Midgard
FanfictionLoki arrives on Midgard, with his brother Thor and goes on some pretty interesting adventures there. (I'm just pretending infinity war didn't happen :( Update: 9/8/2019 or as you Americans say, 8/9/2019 Oof I finished a chapter and it didn't save. i...
