Scandal • harry au

numero uno.

one.

"Hey man, wake up were gonna be late and if we're late again he's gonna cut us,"

"Ughblehkshhhhhh," I complained and tried hushing Grey at the same time.

"I'm 100% sure that, that sound wasn't human. I don't think whales could even understand that,"

I grabbed the closest pillow I could find and chucked it at his back.

"Oooo ouch, that pillow hurt I think it broke my back,"

"Oh oops I thought it was a knife,"

"Wow, what a back stabber. Get it. You said you thought it was a knife. Back stabber?" Grey said laughing so hard at his own joke.

I rolled my eyes and got up to get ready for work.

I hate getting up this early, it's like I'm back in high school. Like fuck I thought when I started taking online college classes I wouldn't have to wake up so early. I didn't even think about how early I would have to get up for the career I wanted. All we're doing is taking some pictures for a damn landscaping magazine, you would think the old man would cut us some slack.

I grabbed my camera and equipment, and Grey and I headed out the door.

We both have cars we can use but we usually use the subway since we're both too lazy to drive in the morning. It's probably more trouble to use the subway to work than using our own cars but it's a walking distance away and we save a whole bunch of money on gas anyway so suck on that bitches.

We reached the subway within minutes and got on.

Rosey gets on in the next few stops. Or whatever her name is. I don't actually know her name I just call her Rosey because she always has this red rosey color on her cheeks whenever she looked down at her phone.

Fuck, I'm a creep.

I swear, her stop can't come any slower. I seriously need to take new pictures, can this sub at least go any faster?

I don't use her pictures for the magazine because I can't do that without her permission, but I keep it for my personal amusement. I don't masturbate to her pictures I swear it. It's just that I'm a photographer and when I see something that's eye-catching, it's entertaining to me. Just like germs and shit is entertaining to scientists. That didn't even make sense Im the worst at analogies like geez, "germs and shit", I can't even come up with a science-y term for it.

The subway doors opened and made the loudest noise ever. I was in the middle of complaining about the noise when I saw her come through the doors. I scrambled for my camera, nearly dropping it.

I always got the best pictures of her when she's walking to her seat or about to sit down. I tried to take as much pictures I could before I had to get off or before she started to notice I was doing it.

"Dude, just take a picture, it'll last longer,"

"That's what I'm doing dumbass,"

"Oh.. right. I was thinking of like, you know, you like staring at her, and I like thought, and I didn't think you were already, and oh okay nevermind carry on," Grey then quickly went back to his own business pretending like he never made that awful try, to insult me.

Rosey's head turned to my direction and I quickly turned my camera downwards like I was looking at a picture. Smooth Harry, real smooth.

Before I could get another picture of her I had to get off and go to work. I guess I'll try to get more pictures of her tomorrow, why am I even still doing this. I've been taking pictures of her for weeks now..

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authors note

boring as fuck I know, I'm sorry next chapters will be more fun hopefully.

and Harry, why are you such a creep goddamn wtf. oh and where do I pay to get you to creep on me?