Scandal • harry au

two.

(probs has a lot of mistakes but eh)

two.

We entered the ugly as fuck building and checked in.

I don't understand why they make the company's building so unappealing that people wanna rip their hair out and shove it down they're throats while scratching nails across a chalkboard. Maybe I'm exaggerating but honestly, if they wanna promote this magazine I suggest they don't make the main building look like a trash dump. If they can make the magazine somewhat decent they can do it to the building where people work for the damn magazine.

I say damn too damn much. Damn it. Seriously, damn, stop it harry.

"Hi harry!" Meredith giggled and tried to hug me as I walked by her on the way to my office.

"Hi Makayla.."

"My names Madelyn!!"

"Whatever Megan." I mumbled under my breath and walked faster to get away from her. She's so damn annoying. Fuck stop saying damn.

I unlocked my door, set my stuff down, and sat on my wheely chair. I love my wheely chair, I wanna eat it, it's so comfortable.

My laptop screen lit up telling me I had a new email.

Probably from my boss telling me about a new assignment and something he wanted me to photograph. He's so lazy his office is like 3 doors from mine.

I took the memory card out of my camera and put it in my laptop.

After staring at the pictures of the unknown girl, "Rosey", for a while I started to edit it. Playing with different brightnesses and effects on it until I got something I wanted. I really should be editing the pictures I took that are gonna be on the magazine but swagever. Fuck did I really just say that?

Then my phone buzzed, getting a text.

Grey(AS)Son: hey

Me: hi?

Grey(AS)Son: can you come to my office real quick?

Me: no

Grey(AS)Son: please I need to show you something.

Me: no

Grey(AS)Son: PLS IM DYING CO-

Grey(AS)Son: just kidding I'm not dying

Me: damn I was kinda hoping..

Grey(AS)Son: you dick, but pls I have foOd.

I ran as fast as I could to Grey's office and almost broke his door trying to open it.

"Food?" I yelled immediately getting hushed by some people in the hallways.

"I don't actually have food and even if I did, you think I'd share it with you?! That's fucking hilarious Harold,"

As I was about to close the door and leave, Grey quickly called me back, "No wait!"

"Okay fine, what'd you need to tell me that was so important that you had to trick me with food?"

"Brown needs you in his office," he said.

"What.. You made me come all the way over here when you could've told me over text to go straight to- you know what? Nevermind, you're fucking irrelevant,"

I slammed the door in his smug ass face, and stomped like a five year old, down to Brown's office.

I opened the door and the lights were completely shut. Candles were lit everywhere and Brown's eyes were closed and he was sitting with his legs crossed,

"What the fuck.."

Brown's eyes opened widely and he scrambled around to turn the lights on and blow out all of the candles.

"Oh Harry, you took so long to get here I thought I'd start my medi- okay never mind it's doesn't matter."

"Okay.."

"Anyway, have you finished those edits for the new cover of this weeks issue?" He said trying to straighten up in his chair and get himself together.

"Uh yeah almost, I'll have them done by tomorrow,"

"Alright great, you may leave now."

Before I left I asked him, "Um wait what were you doi-"

"Get out."

I bursted out laughing as I left his office. Oh Brown, you my friend, are one interesting character. He can be the most annoying boss but he can be pretty amusing. By amusing I mean embarrassing because he always makes a fool out of himself.

~

I locked up my office and left the building. Grey went ahead because he got done with his work early. What a little over achiever.

I made my way to the subway and on my way I accidentally bumped into the worst possible person I could've bumped into..

"Shit I'm so sorry," I said looking up from my phone and apologizing to of course, it was Rosey.

She rolled her eyes and said, "It's okay just watch out next time it's too busy here in New York for you to be walking while looking at your phone.." then she walked away quickly before I could say anything more or ask for her name.

Rawr. Someone's a little feisty.

|Savannah (aka Rosey)|

Damn that dude was rude. Hey that rhymed. Dude, rude ahaha.

First that dude on the subway that I think was staring at me like the whole ride, now him. He could've at least payed attention to where he was walking, like damn I'm on my period don't bump into me when it's that time of the month. Okay I'm actually not on it I just use that as an excuse all the time, oops.

But seriously he could've gotten hit by a car by not looking where he's going. That would've been nice..

Wow I'm mean, but I'm joking I wouldn't wish death on anybody. Or would I. I'm getting so into this, damn. I say damn too much like damn. Fuck, stop it Savannah.

I felt a buzzing in my pocket and grabbed my phone,

"Hello?"

"Hey Savannah where are you, you're late."

"Sorry, I just came from work and I got off a little later than usual because I had to take someone's shift because they were apparently sick. I promise I'll be there soon."

"It's okay, I'll see you soon. Bye Vannah,"

"Bye Syd,"

I hung up the phone and hurried up my pace to my apartment. See that dude made me even later for my sister Sydney's baby shower. I'm hosting this shit and I'm late.

I wish I took my car to work instead of the subway, I could've just gone straight to my sisters house.

But of course I'm always too lazy to drive in the morning. Like who has time to do that in the morning when you can just sleep for a few more minutes on the subway and ask the stranger next to me to wake me up when it's my stop. That's probably a stupid thing to do but I don't really give a poop. Yes I don't give a poop.

I entered my apartment and changed into some party clothes because I'm about to get turnt.

I'm bringing the vodka. I'm joking its a baby shower. Leave it to me to think of bringing alcohol to my pregnant sister's baby shower. Wow, go me.

After I got ready I grabbed my keys, my little present, and the cake and made my way to my car.

My sister opened the door with the most annoyed expression ever.

"It's okay I brought some whiskey to make up for me being late."

~

authors note

there ya go you met Savannah (or Rosey, as harry calls her bc he doesn't know her name yet)

hARRY EAT ME NOT YOUR WHEELY CHAIR