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Pee X Poop

Dear diary,

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My new OTP guys!! 

Pee x Poop it's so cute omg omg im fapping and making creampie

*HEAVY SMUT* and Vore uwuwu

Pee's P.O.V.

I was lying the hard inside of a toilet, my toilet, looking around, trying to sleep. I glanced at my clock, it was 2:29 AM. I blinked a couple times before I laid my head back down. Suddenly, I heard a faint knock on my toilet seat. I slid my hand up and opened my seat up, to my surprise, I saw the person I hated the most, Poop. "W-what do you want, Poop?" I asked, shivering because of the cold, chilly air hitting my wet legs. "Wah, I'm just checking up on you, stinky boy~" I blushed at the nickname and glared at him. "Don't call me that!" I scream, causing him to slightly cover his ears. "Then what should I call you? " He asks, smirking seductively. "Just call me by my name." I said aggressively. "Daw.. No need to be so aggressive. " Poop says, still smirking, like an idiot. Slowly without me knowing, he slides into my toilet, he then begins to rub me. "W-wait, hold on, what are you doing?" I say, trying to get away from the stinky, rotting Poop that has been stuck in his toilet for over a decade. "Hey! Can you please just get off of me?" I say as I finally get away from his strong grasp. "C'mon, why can't I just do it? Just once, ok? " He asks, with a hint of hope in his voice and his twinkling eyes. "Why can't you just do it with somebody else? Just once, ok?" I mock him, making him angry. He slams my body onto the bottom of my toilet. As I noticed what he was doing, I pulled out a cross, and begin to repeatedly slap him with it. When I got on top of him, I pulled his pants down, bending him over. Still holding the cross, I shove it down his tight asshole, making him scream like bloody murder. "HOLY SHIT, LITERALLY!" I scream back at him. I shove all of it up his ass as he begs me to stop, like hell I'll stop after what you did to me. After a couple of mins of this going on I begin to pull it out of him, making him sigh. Just as he sighed I played a trick on him and slammed the whole entire thing back in, causing him to scream even louder this time. I had to cover my ears and say, "Dude, you sound like Joana Ceddia on helium.". He hissed in pain as I began to shove it in even deeper. So far, I've gotten it 20 feet inside of him. He arched his back and screamed when I shoved it in 20 more feet deeper inside of him. 1⁄2 of my arm's now inside of him. Ew. I felt every crevice of his asshole and cringed at the feeling of it tightening around me as he squirmed. Then, out of nowhere, he moaned, whorishly. "AAAAAAAAAAAaAAAuuuHUuHHHhh~~!!" he screamed as I shoved my whole entire arm in him. I began to poke at the sides of his intestines as I began to out my other arm inside of him. As I do that, he screams out in pain, "NOoOO! Stop! That won't fit in meE" and he begins squeezing his eyes shut as a way to stop the tears from coming out. Now my second arm is 2/6 inside of his stretching ass. I feel everything in him, from the rim of his butthole, all the way to his stomach. I hear him screeching like a dying bird and say, "Jesus can you quiet down a bit?" He flinched when I grabbed his of his wet panties asmr. No wait.. his willy was a nanometer NO ok uhm thinking. He flinched when I took both of my arms out of him, a string of liquid following. I went to my toilet cabinet and got out a 'spotted penois' (btw it was 20000 miles long) he gasped at the length of it. I then approached the poop that was panting and gasping for air and launched the entire thing inside of him. he screamed and moaned my name "あああああああああああああああああああああああああ~!!!!! Pee stick ur toilet seat inside of meeemeeeEeeze!"" He managed to wheeze out as he arched his back at a painful angle. I scooted in, pushing it farther down as I managed to put both of my arms back in him. I then began to put my left leg into his now loose asshole. "ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~¡¡¡¡！！！！" He screamed. He continued to scream as I pushed my left leg the deepest it could ever get into him. I felt is butthol tighen around my arms and left leg. I then managed to slightly push my right leg into him and pushed it deeper as he begged me to stop. Now my legs and arms were inside of him. I began to let his asshole engulf me. I felt all of the sticky ass juice surround my now sweaty body. I was now in his stomach. Maybe this is how I get reborn

This is how babys are born.

Love, your mom.