Countryhumans + Anus Warts = Cutie

The one stupid Englishman x Oui Oui motherfucker

#epiccountryhumans

  Britain's butthole sighed in dissatisfaction. His butthole was fuming out loud. I mean, c'mon! It was ranting on about how France didn't eat him already! "I want to devour my own being in the most bluest fire on planet earth." It said, nostrils flaring up. "B-but Pablo!" The one and only 93,628 mi² country said, already sobbing. Suddenly, the door burst open. "Is my 93,628 mi² country masturbating?" His anus then flared up. "What?! NO PABLO FRAMED ME!" Butthole man was histerical. "You wittle cwunt uwu!" The smell of fish filled the room. They both knew...

  Peppa was here to save the day.

  "My one and only!" Peppa smirked, penis erupting into 990000 pieces as Britain's butthole literally bursted up in flames. "There- there is only one more thing to do-" Britain pulled out a long, long 1-inch dildo. "No! You cannot do this!" Frances eyes widened as his fresh smell of rotting fish lurked deep into his intestines. "I will stab you."

  The one-inch dildo launched across his chest, leaving him screaming in agony as blood splattered across the maroon floor. Some of the carpet got stained too. "Hey," Britain paused. "Should we devour him in our stomachs? Leaving nothing behind?"

  "Of course." Peppa the conqueror cheered, raising a wooden dildo up to the sky with her one-million mile arm. "Let us feast, may Jesus be with you, comrade."

  Britain grabbed the tip of the penis and chopped it off, leaving the blood to drip all over the wood floor. "Mmn, French penis." he took a fat bite, the chewy, salty, irony taste filled his mouth. A taste he will never, ever forget.

To be continued...