It was a beautiful day today in Dogetopia. Everyone was pretty content with their lives, it was cool.
Among these people was Dogetopia's honorable Princess, and her name is Sara. She singlehandedly caused Dogetopia's peace and happiness by threatening her enemies with a "chicken nuggaaaat bazooka blaster 3000." Naturally, Dogetopia's enemies were so afraid, that they never attacked, and everyone can live happily.
But literally nobody in this story is important except for Sara and six of her subjects;
Erin, a girl who has an obsession with Toon Link and Miitopia,
Kiwi, another girl who works 10 jobs and drinks way too many milos in one day,
Athena, another girl who has random outbursts about squibs,
Carl, another girl who's in way too many fandoms for her own good,
Winry, another girl, who's basically just a walking, talking meme,
And finally Grubbs, another girl, who—
—Wait, what?
Oh sorry, Grubbs is a boy. He's the only boy in this whole story, and he's spent his whole life at card tournaments.
You've probably already noticed that everyone in this story has one thing in common. One thing, that unites them all together;
They're all massive nerds lmao
Anyway, it was a fine Wednesday night when Sara invited her six friends over to her massive castle to watch the Pokémon anime and eat some mozzarella sticks.
"WELCOMEEEE!!!!" She shouted to her friends once she opened the door.
"Yo," Kiwi replied.
This part's pretty boring, but basically everyone goes inside and sits on the couch, and then they begin watching Pokémon together.
"JDHDHSHDHFHDHSGDGHDH BONNIE IS AMAZING!!!!1!1!2!!2" Sara screams after Bonnie does literally nothing but blink.
"HSHDHZJXJDNSBHZHSBDB I KNOW SHE IS THE BEST LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE SHE IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Erin replies.
The two girls continue to freak out over a fictional character, while everyone else begins to wish they never came.
Then, the lights flicker, and the TV cuts out.
"THANK GOD," Grubbs exclaims. Now, Erin and Sara can finally shut the frick up.
But the Princess wasn't happy. "HEY! Why'd the power go out!? WE WERE WATCHING TV!"
"Can't we just like...I dunno, play a board game or something?" Kiwi suggests.
Winry nods. "That sounds fun, I'll go with you to pick which one we play!"
"Alright."
Kiwi and Winry then leave the room in search of a board game that's hopefully not chutes and ladders. If it is, I'm going home.
"Ah crud, we finished the mozzarella sticks!" Erin groaned, "I'm still so hungry..."
"I can use my...CHICKENNUGGAAAAATBAZOOKABLASTER3000 FOR MORE FOOD!" Sara suggested, pulling out said chicken nugaaaat bazooka blaster 3000 from her pocket.
"Dude, I'm vegetarian now, remember?" Erin rolled her eyes.
"WE KNOOOOOOOW," literally everyone else in the room shouted.
"Whatever, I think I saw some Totino's pizza rolls in the fridge anyway if anyone wants to come with me," Erin groaned again, like the pessimistic lump she is.
"OOOOO I'LL GO!!!! I LOVE TOTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS!" Athena shouted. Then, she and Erin left the room, leaving only Grubbs, Carl, and Sara.
Except the thunder made a hole in the roof and this guy came through it.
"I AM EVIL SO I WILL KIDNAP THE PRINCESS AND THEN YOU'LL ALL CRY LIKE BABIES LMAOAOOAOAOAOAOO" he shouted, before taking Sara and leaving.
"So....nice weather isn't it?" Carl asked Grubbs.
Then the castle exploded.
