"Ngh...uuurghh....."
Kiwi pried open her eyes, and saw...
A bunch of rubble.
"What...where am I?" She got up, completely ignoring how dead she feels.
"I—oh shivers!!"
Kiwi spotted an arm beneath more of the rubble, which would obviously scare a person.
"Don't worry-I'll help you!"
She rushed over, digging...whoever it was out of the rubble, until...
"WINRY! Winry, are you okay!? You must be so scared-I'll pull you up!" Kiwi grabbed Winry's arm and hoisted her up. But, since she was half dead, she was dizzy, and had to lean on Kiwi's shoulder.
She took a few uneven steps in order to keep her balance, and then looked up at the girl who just saved her from suffocating. She had a small smile on her face.
"....am I...in heaven? Because...you sure look like an angel to me..."
Kiwi blushed. "Winry!!! Not in the fan fictions!!!"
"Oh shit okay," Winry rubbed her eyes, "so where are we?"
"I dunno..."
The girls looked around. The sky was dark, and purple. The trees were bare, and the grass was dead.
"Oh wait, we're in that creepy undead realm, right? The one that Princess Sara had to make a barrier around because zombies and stuff?" Kiwi looked around again.
"Oh, well we came out of the ground, so I guess we're zombies now." Winry shrugged, "Wanna go eat some people?"
"Sure—wAIT. We don't look like zombies." Kiwi examined herself, and she didn't seem to be rotting.
"You're right...which means we're probably not dead." Her friend agreed.
"Well OBVIOUSLY! You idiots..." a random voice erupted from the sky, y'know, like usual.
"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE NARRATOR FROM INFINITY SLEEP!" Winry shouted, "GET YOUR TANK!! GET YOUR TANK!!!!!"
"Winry, you silly goose! You KNOW this story is an entirely different canon than Infinity Sleep!" Kiwi shook her head with a laugh.
"Obviously!!! Besides, the narrator was just some cop-out to add another character to the story at the very last minute anyway,"
the voice snapped,
"I'm an evil guy, so I captured your precious pRiNcEsS sArA!!!! And then I made the castle explode so now you're here!!! Heehwhehehehwhehehwhehe I'm so EVILL!!!!!"
"Eh, I wouldn't call you EVIL...but we still gotta save Sara, soooo....come on Kiwi, let's roll." Winry grabbed Kiwi's arm, and dragged her along.
"HEY! That's offensive!! I'LL TELL MY MOMMY ABOUT YOU!!"
However, nobody cared. Kiwi and Winry kept going.
"Hey, do you hear that?" Winry asked.
"Yeah, it sounds like groaning," Kiwi replied.
"Good thing zombies are blocked out by a barrier, right?"
"Yeye."
Both girls stopped.
"Wait a minute. We're outside the barrier." Kiwi suddenly realized the obvious.
