Koreaboo Diaries // Donald Trump

Dear Diary,

omooooo i jinjja love bts oppars. they are so guiyeoweo uwu. jungkookie oppar makes my slinky dink fly to the moon! uwuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuwu

my oppars are coming to america again. i will go to their concert and give them lots of sarang.💜💜💜💜💜💜

im mad though because stupid no pants girl keeps trying to steal my kookie oppar. i will ban her from ever stepping foot into america again.

daddy namjoon always makes my dinky harder than that math test i took in high school pre calc.

hoseokie oppario's hip thrusts make my boobies jiggle juseyo just from the power they hold uwu.

i have to go now ;-;

sarang, donald trump uwu