Koreaboo Diaries // Donald Trump

Dear Diarrhea,

uwu today i went to go watch bring the soul bts movie! i jinjja had to take a shit though but i didnt wanna leave my seat because my cutie jungkookie oppar who im gonna marry in the future was on screen. i decided to just go in my pants so there was a big mess of diarrhea everywhere. its okay though since none of the teenage girls wanted to sit by me in the first place. i guess they couldnt handle my cute orange face uwueuwuuwuwueeuwuuwuwu. i also got a big phat boner in the theatre because yoongi oppar showed his bare feet. secretly i have a foot kink so that was hot  uwu. my slogan was always "keep ur dicks down and ur pussies dry" but guess that wasnt happening lmao. anyway, i gotta go do stupid donald trump stuff so annyeong uwu

sarang yourself, donald trump noona