The Fantasy Life Part Three

Really Darry?

Everyone agreed on getting pizza for dinner and Steve and Soda went to get it... they're now back.

Steve- (carrying the pizzas) We got the pizza (attempts an Italian accent) What a lovely pizza pie! (Does the pretend kissing thing that chefs do with the present their food... I don't know what to call it :)... he sets them on the table)

Blair- (looks at him weirdly for a second, then shakes her head at him and looks at the pizza) Mmmm, I'm starving.

Ponyboy- (sitting on the couch with 4 blankets on top of him) My feet are still numb.

Mila- (eyeing him) It would help if you actually put your feet under the blankets, Pony.

Ponyboy- (embarrassed) Oh. (Quickly Puts his feet under the blankets and pretends to be distracted by the TV)

Jenna- I'll get some plates. (She walks to the kitchen... opens the cupboard and starts pulling out plates and sets them on the counter... she goes to pick up the plates and when she looks down at them there is, the "intimidation picture"...... drops the plates on the counter... luckily they don't break and screams)

Blair/Mila- (running in) What's wrong?!?!

Jenna- (doesn't say anything but points at the counter with a irritated face)

Mila- (walks over and looks at the plate) What the heck?

Blair- What is it? (She looks over Mila's shoulder... gets irritated) DARREL SHAYNNE CURTIS JR.!!!!!! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE!!!

Darry- (innocently) Yes, my darling sister?

Blair- (shoves the plate in his face) What the heck are you thinking you jerk?!?!!

Darry- (looking at the plate shocked) Now How did that get there?

Mila- (rolls her eyes) Like he doesn't know.

Darry- But I don't. (He walks out of the room, he's smiling but you can't tell since his back is facing them)

Jenna- (moving each plate to look at the one underneath) There's one on every plate!!

Mila- He has some problems. (Starts taking the pictures off... Jenna does too)

Blair- I don't know. (She rolls her eyes picks up the pizza cutter...sure enough there's a picture on that too) Maybe He does have problems.

Dally- (walking into the kitchen with a magazine and shows it to Blair) Look What I found in this magazine, Blair! (He looks slightly upset and opens the magazine... sure enough there's in the same picture taped to one of the middle pages.)

Darry- (from the other room) I'm always watching.

Dally- It wasn't something that I enjoyed seeing when I turned the page.

Steve- (runs in from the dining room... He looks like he's about to cry) Someone took the cake and replaced it with a cardboard replica covered in Darry's stupid "intimidation picture"!!!!!! (he drops to his knees dramatically) What kind of cruel joke is this?!?!?!?!?!

Jenna- If that doesn't say (uses air quotes) "mentally insane" I dunno what does. (She Picks up the plates throwing the the pictures in the trash can then walks out to the dining room)

Mila- (gets cups out of the cupboard and it doesn't surprise her that the cups each have a picture on them, starting the tear them off) I mean, how did he have this much time to do this?!

Blair- Beats me (looks at Steve) Stop crying, Steve.

Steve- But, *sniff* why would he do this to the cake?!?! *sniff*