Fiona POV
Shrek just left me. idrk what to do. i should probably stay and take care of our kids. aCTUALLY FRICK THEM THEY ARE LITTLE WHORES ANYWAY
IF SHREK CAN BE A VSCO GIRL THAN IM BECOMING AN E GRILL.
I ran into the bathroom and i died only half of my hair pink i put a big gurthy chain around my neck, it was the one shrek would beat me with. i miss him i thought. but no i cannot let him get to me he's a stinky vsco girl.
i quickly put on my dr martins and painted black hearts on my face and left the kids
"where tf are you going hoe" said one of the bastards
that's when it came to me
i don't need to leave the kids
i can use them
they will become my army
i quickly turned all my kids into e grills and boys
i taught them that vsco girls were bad and that we need to get rid of them
this is war i thought
this is war
