Shrek POV
I was walking for days
i had gone from the swamp to the desert an di was so thirsty that's when i remembered that i had my hydro flask
i took one big gulp
"it's still cold" i said
"WHATS STILL COLD YOU MEXICANO"
I looked down and there's was a small cheeto on the ground
that's when i realized it was just a 6 foot human that had the appearance of a cheeto
he was half my height but something about him made me fall in love
the second he yelled "GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU GREEN SON OF A BITCH"
i knew he was the one.
