[ 4:20 P.M. ]
[ YOU HAVE BEEN RE-INVITED TO "ADA" CHATROOM ]
[ ACCEPT ? ]
[ NO ]
[ → YES ]
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[ you ]
you've got three seconds to explain yourselves before i call the cops
[ shaggy ]
we are the cops
[ you ]
shut up fornite pleb
i was in the middle of a Minecraft Hunger Games match
[ shaggy ]
lmao 12 year old
[ you ]
im 11 so shut the F up
several people are typing...
[ velma ]
Wait... what are you doing here?!
[ genericsurname ]
M-mario-san???
[ kinkydoctor ]
oh, good, you're back. now i finally have someone to slice
[ kermitsewercide ]
mario-san? who's that? do they want to die as well?
[ you ]
oh? News flash, I'm already dead inside.
velma is typing...
[ velma ]
This is strange.. I double and even triple checked the number. I was supposed to be adding Tanizaki—wait, are you him?
[ you ]
idk am i
[ velma ]
He didn't show up to work today, wait, are did you kidnap him?! Are you from Port Mafia?!
[ you ]
port mafia? is that some rip off of the original italian mafia?
smh i'll never forgive the japanese !! 😤
[ velma ]
So you aren't Mafia, then
[ you ]
um no shit sherlock
wait, did u say kidnap?
YOU ARE READING
wrong number | bsd.
Humor違う数 / wrong number in which a normie is accidentally slipped into a group chat full of eccentric and possibly dangerous detectives. but hey, you can't blame them for having a generic phone number. ⇢ bsd belongs to asagiri and harukawa ⇢ #3 in bsd, #...
