Dites-moi Porquoi

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Soooo, I got tagged, and I don't write #(85, so here's a book for if I ever get tagged again.

Soooo, I got tagged, and I don't write #(85, so here's a book for if I ever get tagged again

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1) I love Five Nights at Freddy's. Don't judge.
2) I am a music maniac. I can't live without music playing, and if there isn't any playing, my brain will blast literally any song on repeat until I start playing music.
3) I am an artist, but I go through a lot of artist's blocks.
4) I don't curse. I will come very close to doing so, but I'll always substitute out the word, which is why you see "#(85" at the top of the screen.
5) I absolutely love Cream Soda and any flavor of Mountain Dew. I don't know why, but they're very addictive to me.
6) I can sort of speak French. However, I am as fluent as a 1st grader, so please son't try to have a full blown French conversation with me.
7) Don't trust me to cook or bake ANYTHING. I have somehow set a bag of popcorn on fire, if that explains it.
8) Any ship that has SQUIP in it, no matter who else is also in the ship, is immediately okay with me and I have no idea why. Please help.
9) I hate ASMR. It makes me want to punch or kick someone.
10) AJR is my favorite band and I don't want them to go.

James_Thomas
JamesMadison-sneeze-
A_Random_Evil_Squip
HamilBurrns
IamSQUIP
Michael_Dew_Red
StarTheStarDemon
Deku1472
WonderWoomyForTheWin
Izumo123Naegi

Annnd that's all of the people I will tag.

Uhh, here's a joke-
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all standing and watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four men have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."

I found it on Tumblr.

Finally, I am writing a book, but I don't know if I'll every publish it. Here's a spoiler for if it does see the light of day: SQUIPpy boi get's hurt.

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