Yes. Hello. Please gather around. Everyone take a seat. Great, now that everyone's here...
WHAT THE F0CK WATTPAD?
Okay, first of all, you added some random a22 number to my password SOMEWHERE without my consent. Second, you decided to not allow me to post on my board OR allow me to talk to any fellow Wattpad users. Finally, YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME YOU'VE SENT A REACTIVATION EMAIL BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS. W H Y ?
WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?
I am SO fed up with this! I've been way to patient with you. Consider the following a threat:
1) I WILL be finding out what my new password is. Even if I have to go through every possible combination, I will do it.
2) I am trying one last time to get that reactivation letter. You better send it.
3) I WILL find a way to communicate with those nice Wattpad users out there who have been posting on my board and messaging me. I don't want them to think that I've just been being a jerk because I haven't been answering them.
4) I MOST CERTAINLY WILL BE WRITING A QUOTEV X WATTPAD BOOK! I SWEAR ON MY MOUNTAIN DEW IT WILL HAPPEN! EVERYTHING YOU DO BEYOND THIS POINT WILL NOT STOP ME. AND IF I THINK I NEED TO PUT A LEMON IN, I WILL PUT A LEMON IN.
*Coughs* That's all I have to say. Wattpad , I'm going to watch you suffer. Just PLEASE send me that reactivation email. It will make this go by much faster. That's all I have to say on the matter. Good day.
