Y/N was getting ready in their dressing room. Their Gucci garbage bag and Supreme slippers made them look absolutely stunning. Their bridesmaid, Danny DeVito waddled in to help.
"Lemme tell you, It's hard to walk with this Magnum Dong." He said. The truth is Danny has always had a crush on Y/N but saw how happy Krabs made them and decided to keep his love a secret.
~Time skip because im fucking lazy and only updating for the meme~
As Krabs and Y/N were about to exchange rings there was a cacophonous sound. Y/N whipped then nae naed to see what the sound was and there he was, the love of their life D A N NY .D
"I am the T R A S H M A N and im here for my bitch" D man screamed as he ran down the aisle, throwing trash at the people in the crowd and made his way to Y/N. He picked them up, kicked Krabs in the balls then escaped and from that point on Danny and Y/N would continue their lives as $2 hookers with three kids and crippling debt.
THE END <3
