Mr Krabz and Y/N had been friends for years. They first met through their mutual friend Danny DeVito. They all met up at a club in Florida (bc thats where all the wack shit happens) and they hit the dance floor. Y/N started to dance with Krabs, abiding by the NSW Australian restriction of 1.5 metres apart. Mr Krabs leans in to whisper to Y/N
"Even from this NSW Australian restriction of 1.5 metres, you are so average looking." Y/N blushes furiously.
"Oh Eugene, you know how to make me feel like every other girl." She swoons.
They then get black out drunk and wake up in a dumpster.
THE END
