Ingrid: wait, those noises were Dimitri and Claude and NOT a shitty porno, the more you know
Gay energy: aksksksksksksk
Annette: sex bad, cookies good
Ashe: tru tru
Dedue: hello there fellow students
Felix: i have an idea
Felix has renamed Ashe "Pure"
Felix has renamed Ingrid "CEO of racism"
Felix has renamed Sylvain "whore"
Felix has renamed Dedue "Dog"
Felix has renamed Annette "Milk"
Felix has renamed Mercedes "Cookies"
Felix has renamed themself "Edgelord"
Waifu has renamed Edgelord "Edglorf"
Edglorf: i-
CEO of racism: why thooo
Dog: because you're racist
CEO of racism: y'all killed the love of my life
Dog: ...
Dog has renamed CEO of racism "CEO"
Dog: they'll understand
Pure: oop
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Three Houses group chat
Fanfictiona three houses chatfic where everyone likes vines and memes and is kinda lowkey gay mostly
