Dimitri: What the hell is this
Claude: babe it's a group chat
Dimitri: this was a mistake how do I leave
Byleth: y o u s h a l l n e v e r e s c a p e
Edelgard: honestly mood
Dorothea: so wait Claude aren't you dating Dimitri
Dimitri: maybe he is maybe he isn't
Claude: we fucked yesterday and he said "i love you" so I think it's official
Byleth: I don't condone sex unless you used lube and condoms
Dimitri: I did, yes
Dorothea: honestly tmi
Dorothea: we need some nicknames in this bitch
Dorothea has nicknamed themselves "DDR"
DDR has nicknamed Byleth "Parent"
DDR has nicknamed Edelgard "Waifu"
DDR has nicknamed Dimitri "Bi energy"
DDR has nicknamed Claude "Gay energy"
DDR: there we go
Parent: thanks for respecting my identity more than my dad 👊😔
Waifu: s a d y e e h a w
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Three Houses group chat
Fanfictiona three houses chatfic where everyone likes vines and memes and is kinda lowkey gay mostly
