Gay Bnha Smut Bitches!! (With The Help Of Skittle_Boi)

Satan has taken over my hoodie

Yall I found this fucking little ass lizard on my damn window ON THE INSIDE! I don't fucking know how he got in my room but I was reading a god damn BakuDeku fanfic when I saw something crawl on my window. And of course I cut off my phone to see what it was... it was this little fucker! So i grabbed him off my window with the sleeve of my hoodie and walked outside. And then I remember it fucking raining. And I don't have the heart to leave this little asshole out side because he is so small and I don't want him to die by a rain drop or drowning in a puddle. And I was like ok maby it will stop raining in maby and hour. So I go inside lock my door because I don't want my brother running in here and be like "omg you have a lizard let me have it" or "Oh I'm telling mom" so I locked my door. I tried putting this bitch back ok my window where he was in the first place but he was like "bitch fuck nah I'm staying on this grey sleeve and I will annoy the shit out of you" because that's what this little asshat did! So since he didn't want to get off my sleeve I sat on my bed and put my hand in my lap and took out my phone. After about an hour it was still raining so I took picture of the asshole and he was staring at me from the corner of his eye. After about thirty minutes it's still pouring out side so I layed on my stomic with it still on my sleeve. Well apparently he wanted to lay down differently and got in a part of my sleeve that was like covered in away and got there and I thought I lost the bitch. About another hour it was sti-he just licked my phone omg wtf is wrong with him- well it was still raining and by now I was on a different thing and it was just bnha memes. Well this little shit head was like "how about I go inside her sleeve and lay down on her fingers and close my eyes so she can't move her hands MWAHAHA I'm an evil reptile"....i had to cut my phone off because i didn't want to wake him....and it was a fucking hour and I haddent moved or done anything just stayed awake so this ass hole doesn't leave my sight because I don't want him dying in my room and a week layer I'm gonna forget about it and look under my bed and see a dead lizard like uh bitch fuck no I will be traumatized for life. He finally moved again and got in the part of my hoodie that was going over another part of it and went under there. So I took out my phone and continued to read.

Three more hours later and this is where I am... on my bed..typing this...with him crawling all over my hoodie. He hasn't gone anywhere else but my hoodie and it's fucking weird. Like I layed him down one time ONE TIME and he jumps back in my hoodie I was just gonna cut the light off cause like i don't know I just wanted to turn it off. But noo he wants my hoodie. Like maby five minutes ago he crawled up the sleeve and went some where where I couldn't see on this damn thing. And I don't have a shirt on underneath this but I quickly took it off and found him in my fucking hood just looking at me. AND I'M SHIRTLESS AT RHIS POINT BECAUSE MY ANXIETY THOUGHT I MIGHT SQUASH THE BASTARD!! So my upper body was on full display for this bastard and I was like "OH FUCK NO!! HELL NO GIVE ME MY HOODIE BACK BITCH! I ended up having to get him off with my black hoodie and putting my grey one and he jumped right back on me like BITCH CAN YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!

It's still raining and this bitch is on the stomic of my hoodie with his eyes closed. Skittle_Boi or any one please help. I haven't eaten anything today and I woke up at five A.M and it's 6:08 pm and I've been here...baby sitting this god damn spawn of saten until it stops raining...

I think I'm naming him saten he just licked my phone again and went back inside my sleeve and hissed demonicly please help me.

Oh and I found out that if i rub my pinkie finger on his head lightly he closes his eyes and just sits there.

Im sorry this is no chapter but like I'm waiting for it to stop raining so I can let saten go. So it should be a couple of hours until then if not...i don't know what imma do..

K bye love yall

This fucker is the living GEICO commercial

WTF THIS LITTLE SHIT WON'T STOP LICKING ME WHEN I MOVE WHY THE HELL IS HE DOING IT I FEEL KINDA VIOLATED