"Grad me conk nwo!!"!"!" Croyed ze Horne malel
"Bas thas gays" complauned Uggy
"Nu heme I got semi""Butt-"
"Itz onely gay whne peen and bulls touch"
"Only if I snork your seamen off your bak" replied Igpoopgy, sex ually frust rated as us-ual
"You have deal, get on knees and do me kike Zuckerberg"He isn't fucking born yet"
"Goonwildchildandpullmycard"
~~~~~~~~~ one hour long slobbing on the nobbing later~~~~~~~<~~~
"Smaer punnet butta on mah glucose maxumumis"
"No"
Iggy oop crayed"
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Iggys peepee X David's peepee
FanfictionWarning!: satire and inside jokes. Make the first David Bowie X Iggy pop fanfic cuz no one else has