Kris

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"Chill Sarah!!!" I screamed as my crazy wife continued to through random dishes at me. "No Kris!! You lair! You think I'm crazy? Like I don't know what you're out there doing?" Crash. "Sarah! Please....break another dish..I want you to. Because I'm about to-" Crash "Do what Kris? Do what?" "You know what? I'm out." I said calmly as I slammed the door. I pulled my keys out of my pocket and unlocked the doors to my black Silverado. As I stepped in I looked back at the front door to see Sarah staring at me. Dumb broad I think to myself. I hopped on in and started up the engine. What did I do ? Why do I come home to a screaming, yelling wife everyday ? This isn't what I remember signing up for. This isn't why I proposed. RING RING....RING RING... Awe great..just the person I wanted to talk to.

"Hello?"

"Kris where did you go??!!" Sarah screams through the phone.

"Dang Sarah..I can't get outta the house for 5 minutes without you blowing up my phone!"

"Seriously Kris? Suck it ok. When you take those balls out of your mouth and be a real man let me know."

"Man fu-" click. Awe...so she hangs up. That's real of her. Somethings gotta give. I don't know how much longer I can do this.

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