ffs leave me alone (ON HOLD)

8. Nescesities

Ryo's POV
I jump on Hyacinth's bed.

"BITCH WAKE UP THE DAY HAS ARRIVED!"

No response. What. HYaCiNtH vAniShEd oH mY fUcK.
Then the bathroom door bursts open and out comes an oatmeal monste- ahem, out comes Hyacinth in his pajamas, fluffy blonde bed hair, and a toothbrush in his mouth.

"I ngOw! i-ng nye-InG yEaDy!"

"WHY ARE YOU BRUSHING YOUR TEETH WE DIDNT EAT BREAKFAST YET MY FUCKING GOD!"

He tried to sleepily rush back to the bathroom. I heard the tap running for a sec and he came back frantically trying to fix his hair, "WE DONT HAVE TIME, WE SLEPT THROUGH THE ALARM! WE ONLY HAVE ABOUT 10 MINUTES BEFORE THE TOUR BUS COMES!"

What. The. fUCk. nO tHaT wOnT be enOUgH tO fIX mY bIRdnEsT.

"YOUR HAIR LOOKS FINE JUST PUT A HAT ON TOP OF IT!" He read my thoughts, wew. He rushed off and put on a white v-neck and denim jeans. He gets his "okay" fashion sense from me. I know, I'm fabulous.

I quickly washed my face (selfcare bitches, dont wanna wake up with a pimple) and put on my dark blue tailored suit, a white collared shirt, and some black jeans. I look good. My future boyfriend should be fucking proud to have a masterpiece like myself as his boyfriend.

Hyacinth grabbed his grey suitcase and leather backpack (wHIcH i gOt fOr hIm) as I did the same, and we got our asses in the bus.

"Why are you bringing a suitcase to the Big Ben? Are you planning on having your honeymoon there?" Some low class American accented bitch had the audAcIty to speak to me aNd FUCKING THINK HYACINTH AND I WERE A THING OHOHOHO YOU DID NOT JUST CROSS MY LINE BITCHASS-

"1. None of your fucking business you lowclass assuming swine, 2. Are you planning on getting your ass whipped?"

Hyacinth stiffled a laugh as i shot burning daggers at the idiot next to us. He squirmed in his seat and i huffed at my succesful comeback. You mess with Ryo you get fire in return.

Hyacinth, however, didnt think much of it and politely replied. God this kid is much too pure for this cruel world.

"Actually, we're tourists and we wanted to visit the Big Ben before we head off to our next location." He smiled warmly. He smiled. For fucks sake Hyacinth this guy assumed your gender.

"Now mind your fucking business and leave us alone, thanks." I 'smiled'. Hidden beneath my smile was tERoR.

Hyacinth enjoyed the trip to the Big Ben. He kept taking pictures and staring at everything in awe. I, on the other hand, wasn't as impressed since I've been to London multiple times before, but, i didnt want to kill his excitement so i tried to enjoy the ride.

Now that i think of it, i consider him my little brother. Even tho he's taller than me. He's so innocent and soft that i cant help but have a brotherly urge to protect him. He's been there through my worst times, and i've been there for his. Moments where he felt so alone, so out of place. Moments where i felt so fucking frustrated at this world. We're there for each other, like, uh, like soul-brothers, yeAhHH, soul-bros bitch.

"We should prank people once we get to LSU."
Hah. You thOUght. Hyacinth may come off as innocent but i've taught him a few nescesary things. Pranks, curse words (he never curses tho), things not to say to people, etc. What? You dont want him to just ask what the difference between cock, penis and dick is, do you?

Pffft, oh my lord i wheezed at the last bit. Welp, hope u liked it. And if ur gonna complain about a few matters regarding the topics in conversations and such, i already warned you in the description of the book about this. No smut but there will be mentions of it (no foreplay mfg, just jokes and such) as it might be a prime characteristic of a person in this book. Thank you, and enjoy~