Spyro and Cynder were locked in combat with Malefor and o gual on one side and all four guardians on the other. Spyro evaded a swipe from Malefor and kicked off the wall into the air then started shooting fireballs at everyone but Cynder.Cynder dashed to the side of Terrador's attack. But as the battle continued the ground started to shake before clapsing and 3 dragons emerged from the new hole in the floor.
A few days ago
Spyro: Sparx WHAT THE FUCK. So you where fucking some guy in a bear suit and it's one our friends from back in swamp,why?
Sparx: I don't know dude,I told you it was a weird ass dream.
Spyro: Sparx if your gay it's ok I won't ju-
Sparx: I'm not gay I just had a weird dre-
Cynder: What going on,why are you guys yelling?
Spyro: Oh nothing Sparx was just telling me about how he was fucking a guy in a bear suit in his dream.
Cynder's confusion was evident from the look on her face,but decided it best not to ask.
Cynder: Um ok. So Sparx's bear fucking fetish aside are you ready to go attack Avelar?
Spyro: I'm as ready as I'll ever be to start attack my friends.
Cynder: Spyro you don't have to go,I can lead the charge on my own.
Spyro: No I need to to do this. I'll go see if the scout is back yet.
Spyro finished reading the report from the scout whom was a bright red fire dragon.
Spyro: So your name is Brady right.
Brady: Yes sir.
Spyro: Just call me Spyro.
Brady: Yes Spyro.
Spyro:(sigh) Just Spyro lieutenant.
???: Brady san.
Brady:Oh no.
Spyro: Who the fuck is that?
Brady: My love sick friend Jameson or Jamie.
Jameson was an icy blue ice dragon that nuzzled and kissed Brady.
Brady: Hi Jamie.
Spyro was fine with gay dragons but on this occasion decided to back away quickly.
Brady: No wait please help me.
Jameson then tackled Brady to the ground and licked him.
Cynder: So are we ready?
Spyro: Yes.
To be continued.
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