Naruto One-Shots

Hidan x Reader "you're different" pt.3

Warning: You're a little more physco than I intended you to be. This one shot will mention, strong/shaming language, smoking, fire, past, and kids Hahah, beware😂 also last part

Sorry, it's longer than expected, please enjoy 💛

Let's start off with a long ass time skip, let's see we'll do......hmm....

*6 years later*

You were sitting in the living room, looking at the cigarette tower that stayed up for over 6 years, no new cigarette packs had been added because you stopped smoking, in fact, your whole past was completely blank, you were now working at a art shop and got paid every week. For a small shop, they sure get a lot of business and they sure pay a lot.

You no longer did any of those bad things you've done in the past, you had a new life now.

You opened the door to your new house you just bought with your Otto of 4 years, (I hate the H word so I'm going to say Otto instead) as your (daughter and son name) ran up to you and hugged you.

"Hey guys, I missed you so much!" You said, picking up the twins and smoothering them.

"Hey, you're home earlier than expected." Hidan said, turning a light shade of pink.

"Oh yeah~ You heard a muffled squeal from the room in the back.

"That sounded like a cat! Did you get us a pet?!" You asked, smiling.

You set the kids down and ran to the back room, and opened the closet.

What you saw made your stomach turn.

You then realized it was a girl who looked about in her mid 20's, naked and tied up.

The girl then started screaming and you took the duck tape off her face to hear what she was saying.

"Why are you in the closet tied up like this, did Otto-San cheat on me with you?" You asked, like it was okay.

"Yes, he did. He did. He did. HE DID!" She yelled.

"Give me a minute, let me move you to his closet." You said, grabbing her and dragging her to the other closet in your house.

You left out of the room and went to grab a lighter.

"Hey Hidan. Do you mind taking the kids out for a little, just take them to the park down the street." You said, kissing his cheek.

"So you're not mad at me that I cheated on you?" Hidan asked, picking up your kids.

"Of course I'm not mad Hidan, I know I work a lot and I know you yearn for the attention I don't give you. I'm sorry for that." You said, sighing.

"Thanks for being so understanding, I love you." Hidan said, walking out and shutting the door.

You broke the glass and took the fire extinguisher out of the case and walked back to the room.

"What's your name?" You asked the quivering girl.

"My name is Tally, (I tried to not use anyone's actual name, sorry if this is your name, idk anyone named Tally, if you do then, damn that's dope asf)." Tally said, her eyes flowing everytime you lit the lighter.

"How'd you meet my Otto-San?" You said, staring at the light of flames.

"He picked me up on the side of the street asking if I would be okay, I said I'd rather go home with you and he took me here." Tally said.

"Oh is that right? What were you doing on the side of the street when my Otto-San came and got you Tally Silver spoon? (Look, I'm just making shit up, it's like 1 in the morning, I can barely see, give me a break 😂)" You asked.

"I was-

But you had cut her off, you knew who Tally was, she was your friend when you first got into prostitution, you then lit a piece of clothing next to her.

"He wants to cheat on me, he can leave with nothing just like I did. He better have people that will let him stay with them, because he sure as hell won't be coming back here. Haha, I don't even know why I'm so mad, those kids aren't even his, I cheated on him with that blonde guy that always came into my store, hahah, I'm just glad they came out looking somewhat like me because that sure was a great excuse. I'll see you in hell when I get there Tally." You laughed, shutting the closet door as the closet was in flames in a matter of seconds.

You then waited and put the fire out with the fire extinguisher you had.

You then picked up a box, a broom, and dustpan to start sweeping up the ashes- you put the ashes in the box and taped it shut.

You then got a vacuum cleaner and started vacuuming the rest up.

Soon it looked brand new, except it smelled.

"Hey, I haven't had one in a while, just one wouldn't hurt." You said, pulling out a cigarette and smoking it, the smell locking into the room as what you hoped it would do so the smell would overcome.

You grabbed the box then walked to couch, you sat and waited for the front door to open.

*30 minute time skip brought to you by Matt's cigarette smell*

The door then opened and you immediately shot up from the couch.

"Hey, (daughter and son's name) go wait in your room until your dad gets here alright?" You said, as they walked back to the room.

Even though your kids were 4 and Deidara could never spend time with them and only seen them through video chats, they knew Deidara was their dad.

"What the hell do you mean-

"There's this costumer who comes into my store all the time and I slept with him and had two kids by him, so the fuck what?" You asked.

"How long, bitch?" Hidan asked.

"It doesn't matter how long this "bitch" was messing around, why should it matter, were not together anymore. Hahah, now get the fuck out of my house." You said, glaring at him.

"Alright fine, I don't wanna stay with whores anyway." Hidan said, about to go back to the room.

"Hey, I got your shit in this box, there's nothing back there for you." You said, throwing the box at him.

He opened it and seen nothing but ashes.

"You're sick you know that." Hidan said, throwing the box back at you then slamming the door shut.

*Hahaha, another random 45 minute tyme skīp*😂

You heard a soft knock at door and opened it up.

"Hey!" Said a happy blonde.

"Hey, how's it going?" You asked, hugging him.

"Good." He said, going back to your room as your kids followed him in there as you went in also.

"Why does it smell like cigarettes in here, un?" Deidara asked.

"I had a little smoke, but it won't happen again, I promise." You said, smiling.

You sighed, this was your life now, your new Otto-San, your new love. You could careless about what happens with Hidan.

Holy shit, I am on 1% and I've finished, yesssssssss.

Fuck, I gotta go,😂😂

Who caught what I said?

Update: My phone died😂 but we back, aight. 😂 It didn't seem long when I was writing it, but having to scroll all the way down and having 1256 words, is beyond shitless 😂😂

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