5SOS Imagines

Concert (5SOS) (contains vulgar words and A LIFE LESSON)

Magcoconcert ang 5SOS sa MOA Arena. Syempre, nasa VIP section ka. Nilapitan ka ni *insert favorite boy here.* Kinausap ka niya. (F/B - Favorite Boy)

F/B: Hi, what's your name?

Y/N: OMG! HI *insert favorite boy here*! I'm *insert your name here.*

F/B: Oh, your name sounds unique. Anyway, before I get back the stage, what's good evening in Filipino?

Y/N: Didn't you ask Calum/yourself (in case your favorite boy is Calum)?

F/B: I already asked him but he doesn't know because he isn't Asian. (in case your favorite boy is Calum) / I don't know 'cause I ain't Asian.

Y/N: Good evening in Filipino is "Ang bango ng pekpek niyo."

F/B: I thought it was a bad statement.

Y/N: Nope, it isn't.

F/B: Oh okay, thanks.

Pumunta na siya stage at sumigaw sa microphone...

F/B: ANG BANGOW NG PEKPEK NIYOW, MANILA!

Audience: OMG! Hahahaha!

Umupo ka tapos sabi ng katabi mo, "I know what you did there."

Halos lahat ng fans nirecord 'yung sinabi niya at pinost agad.

Lumapit 'yung Filipino security guard kay *insert favorite boy here*.

Guard: Sir, "Ang bango ng pekpek niyo" means "Your vaginas smell good."

F/B: Oh, I'm sorry. Someone told me, it means good evening. I'm so sorry.

He hands the microphone.

F/B: Sorry everyone. There's this girl named *insert name here* who told me that that means good evening. I'm so sorry everyone. I hope you don't mind. I'm not fluent in Filipino. I'm so sorry.

It's too late. Narecord mo na sinabi niya. Napost mo na. Kumalat na sa buong mundo.

Pagbukas ng Twitter..

"I can't believe what *insert your favorite boy here* said."

"5sos is so mean."

"I moved on. I'll fangirl 1d instead."

"5sos sucks"

Dahil sa'yo, nasira ang pagkatao ng 5SOS. Dahil sa'yo, hindi na ulit pumunta sa Pilipinas ang 5SOS.  Dahil sa'yo, nasira ang Filipino 5SOSFam at ibat-ibang fams sa buong mundo. Dahil sa'yo, hinding-hindi malilimutan ng fans ang ginawa mo. Dahil sa ginawa mo, ikaw mismo, hindi mo mapatawad sarili mo. Dahil sa ginawa mo, nafeature ang 5SOS sa balita.

Sad story, hun. Kaya lesson dito ay huwag mong sasabihan ang SINUMAN kahit na hindi sikat or sikat ng "Ang bango ng pekpek niyo."

Huwag kayong magalit a? Imagine 'to.

Love lots,

_reynbow_