chapter fourteen: the apocalypse

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suddendly the ground starts shaking & everyone falls.
abby : NOAH WHAT DID U DO ITS UR FAULT
noah : WTF
the windows break & zombies start showing up & coming up to the group.
flower : OMG WERE GONNA DIE
janna : *passes out*
lina : *hides behind alynne but alynne punches her*
the zombies start chasing the group & everyone runs but sarah knocks his head & falls. the zombies laugh. lina climbs on the wall, abby tries to fight them but she sucks & flower throws objects at them but they throw it back at her.
SUDDENDLY, alireza breaks the window, dressed up as tarzan & kills everyone with his laser bracelet.
abby : ITS ABOUT TIME
sarah : ur ugly
lina : u saved us u dumb fuck
but everyone turns around to look at noah because he lost his shoes & he was eating & licking them.
andrea : I HATE U SO MUCH UR SO GROSS OMG GO AWAY
noah : *crying*

a few minutes later

the group comes back in town & looks for a house to rent to spend the night but maddie & sam see a little store. when they get in, a snake is dancing a voodoo dance in the middle of the room.
the snake : 🐍
maddie : oh look at this beautiful bell
sam : HEY I SAW IT FIRST U SHITHEAD
sam & maddie : *argue* *scream*
lina : what now 🙄
noah : im literally gonna throw them off a cliff
maddie : 😭
sam : MADDIE STOLE MY FACE
maddie : WHY ARE U WEARING MY FACE
the group : ???????
sam : WE SWITCHED OUR BODIES
the snake : hey shut up im dancing i cant concentrate
abby : *kills the snake*
noah : ABBY UR SO COOL
abby : I KNOW WTF I DONT NEED U TO REMIND ME I HATE U
kathryn : we should go home its gonna be dark outside
maddie : BUT I WANT MY BODY BACK 😭
abby : *gets mad & shakes maddies body which breaks the spell & gets everything back to normal*
maddie : OHMYGOD ABBY DID U JUST DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ME 😍😭
abby : no i made u a barbecue. U DUMB FUCK OFC I JUST DID SOMETHING NICE FOR U
suddendly theres a tsunami.
sarah : 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
oh wait that's not a tsunami. sarah starts throwing up on janna.
janna : WTF SARAH THATS A NEW SHIRT
sarah : 😭
lina, the most responsible one of the group, gets mad
lina : EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP WERE GOING HOME NOW
(to be continued)

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