chapter seventeen : hairy monster

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noah : HONESTLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GUYS I JUST WANTED TO GO ON A TRIP WITH U BUT YOU ALL KEEP MESSING THINGS UP & NOW WE'RE LOST ON AN ISLAND
flower : SHUT UP NOAH WE HATE U
alireza : boat done 😁
the boat :

noah : HONESTLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GUYS I JUST WANTED TO GO ON A TRIP WITH U BUT YOU ALL KEEP MESSING THINGS UP & NOW WE'RE LOST ON AN ISLANDflower : SHUT UP NOAH WE HATE Ualireza : boat done 😁the boat :

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abby : omg ur so good at building boats
alynne : WTF THATS NOT EVEN A REAL BOT YOURE SO DUMB
alireza cries because he's upset. unfortunalty, they're running out of time & they cant build another boat. they have to go on the boat but they dont know how to make it work.

abby : I GOT AN IDEA! let's use noah's stupid  head as a rudder wheel
noah : WTF
lina, flower & alynne : YAY

the group is now heading to argentina. when the boat gets there, the group realizes they have no money
janna : alright let's steal noah's wallet
kearstyn : NO WTF DIDNT U SEE HOW BAD IT ENDED UP LAST TIME
lina : i ain't forgot when he grabbed my ankle & beat me up.. 😰
kathryn : that look he had when we discovered he was an alien 😭
abby : WTF SHUT UP ALL OF U IM TAKING IT

[pov noah] suddendly i feel like someone pushes me against the wall, i turn around to see who it is & i realize a giantic hairy monster wearing a stupid shirt, wtf he's ugly.

OH WAIT that's abby

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OH WAIT that's abby. she starts raising her hand to slap my beautiful cheek.

[end of noah's pov]

abby was beating noah up in the corner. she then comes back to the group
abby : 😀
flower : YAY U GOT HIS WALLET
alynne : OMG HES RICH I HATE HIM

(to be continued)

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