chapter twenty three : noah gets drunk

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it's night & everyone is quiet because everyone was tired after spending the day at area 51. but of course, noah's dumbass wouldn't stop talking & it annoyed everyone.
noah : I WANT A MONKEY DOES ANYONE WANT A MONKEY
jenna : why the fuck
noah : BECAUSE ITD BE SO FUN!!!! IT COULD STAY ON UR SHOULDER & PEE ON U!
abby : NOAH SHUT UP WTF
suddendly, she gets up & beats noah up, he is crying. in the corner of the room, alynne maddie & lina were talking to their aliens.
maddie : HAHA HE LOOKS LIKE ALIREZA
alynne : why isnt he talking
reese : because it's an alien u silly goose 🤣
lina : *beats reese up because it's fun & she hates her*
the alien : bee do bop bip 👽
suddendly, will looks at the alien & it's love at first sight. but alynne is jealous so she cries. will laughs.

everyone went to sleep but noah had to sleep in the backyard because he was loud & no one wanted to be in the same room as him. no one even likes him. so he cries & falls asleep but his dream is all about abby beating him up. his life is now ruined because of her.

in the middle of the night, alireza wakes up to pee but he falls & knocks his head on the table.
via : I THINK U SHOULD BE EVEN LOUDER
alireza : Stop
he was trying to pee peacefully but noah comes in & passes out because he is shocked of what he just saw
alireza : Okay
alireza : Hey
alireza : Hey
alireza : Say
fortunatly, thanks to alireza's language skills, noah wakes up & they immediatly become bestfriends, they decide they wanna get drunk together & escape the house

30 minutes later

everyone wakes up because of a noise & they all scream because they're loser, except lina, the mature & the smartest one.
reese : IM SCARED
kearstyn : WHAT WAS THAT
sarah : WTF ITS NOAHS FAULT
suddendly, a man comes in & scares everyone
the man : WATATATATTAAAAAAAAAAA

 reese : IM SCAREDkearstyn : WHAT WAS THATsarah : WTF ITS NOAHS FAULT suddendly, a man comes in & scares everyonethe man : WATATATATTAAAAAAAAAAA

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everyone : WTF ITS CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!
captain america : 😀
but suddendly, he screams & starts crying & hides behind the tv
c.a (captain america) : I JUST SAW A MONSTER IM SCARED 😭
everyone looks at noah & everyone laughs because he just called him a monster
noah : WTF
but everyone notices that someone is missing & it's alireza!!!!!!!! he comes in through the window & rips his clothes to reveal his real identity
alireza :

a (captain america) : I JUST SAW A MONSTER IM SCARED 😭everyone looks at noah & everyone laughs because he just called him a monsternoah : WTFbut everyone notices that someone is missing & it's alireza!!!!!!!! he comes in through the window & rips...

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but as usual, he looks RIDICULOUS.
ALIREZA WAS HULK!!!!
lina passes out because she realizes her husband lied to her & everyone cries because everyone is more scared.
everyone was crying unlike Will because he was crying in gay!!
will : *cries in gay*
alynne : *cries because she realizes her crush is gay*
will is now looking at c.a & they instantly fall in love but the alien & alynne's stupid self were jealous so they cry omg theyre so baby everyone hates them.

a few minutes later, noah thought it'd be fun to punch abby because he's drunk
abby : WTF *starts beating noah up & he almost dies*
& suddendly julianna had an idea!!...
(to be continued)

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 15, 2019 ⏰

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