I'm gonna get you (Robert Downey Jr. fanfic)

- "aprils fool" -

Whilst I was trying to put on my black dress that wouldn't go down, Robert was doing the buttons of his shirt. 

"What are you doing?", he asked, laughing, as I couldn't pull the dress more down because it was literally stuck at my face.

"Tryinf tfo dfess", I muttered, almost sweating. Why the hell was it so hard to put on a dress you've been wearing 1 year ago? I didn't gain any weight nor did I grow...well, expect my tummy. 

I sighed quietly, done with world as I finally could put on my dress.

"Jesus christ..", I mumbled under my breath, making my way downstairs to the hallway.

The doorbell rang again, causing me to swear that it was so loud in the hallway.

I opened the door only to see that my Parents stood there with a small box, waving whilst smiling. "Zo! You look nice!",
Yeah, you would look nice too if you fucked ten minutes ago.

I smiled, gesturing them in, taking the small box. My eyes widened as I opened it to see that it was a baby overall. "What the hell mom?", I muttered whilst throwing the box in the closet as I heard Roberts steps.

Robert came up behind me, wrapping his arm around my shoulder and kissing me on the cheek. My parents smiled, opening their arms. "Robert! How nice to see you! Why do you both look so good today?", my mom asked, making me bite my lip. There was only one reason why we both looked great at the moment.

Robert shook hands with my dad whilst going in for a hug with my mother. "You look great today, too.", my mom slapped him lightly on the shoulder while whispering "oh, you!",

"So how about you go in the livingroom and a glass of wine?", Robert smiled, gesturing them in the livingroom.

We plumped down on the couch, all holding a glass of wine. I didn't drink though, putting it awkwardly on the table. Robert furrowed his brows, taking a sip from his wine "why aren't you drinking anymore?", I furrowed my brows, repeating after him "I'm still 18 so that's not good if I spend my day drinking wine and getting drunk...and it's not that delicious", he grinned, the wrinkles beside his eyes seeming cuter than ever.

I furrowed my brows, amused "what?", "the dinner isn't ready yet..will you help me?", he winked at the last word and I smiled, saying my parents that we'll be in the kitchen now.

I was currently trying to work with the meat..but it wasn't cooperating with me, when Robert came up behind me, his hot breath tickling on my neck. "What is it again?", I asked, trying not to sound too annoyed.  I felt him smirk against my skin, his warm lips softly brushing against my shoulder. "Let me help you with that..", he whispered as his hands were on both sides of my arms, grabbing them and slowly moving them in circular moves.

I wasn't really paying attention to the meat now, it was mostly on Roberts leg which was placed in between my legs, almost touching the sensitive area. "Come on, no", I whispered as I grabbed his hands, pushing them away. He took a step back, still smirking. "I felt everything", he said, as he took his wine and going to the livingroom.
What did he felt?

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We were sitting at the table now with Roberts parents who came not long ago, just shortly after the food was ready. I wasn't really hungry, but I mixed the food and ate it with strange looks from Robert, his feesometimes touching my feet.

We all finished the food as I went to the hallway where my bag stood, grabbing the photos out of it. I smiled proud at the photos, putting them in the folder again and going to the table to announce the news.

Robert was sitting at the table with crossed arms, taking small sips from his wine whilst talking to our dads. Our moms, typical women, discussed nice furniture, colours and so on. I coughed, pulling the attention on me. Robert looked at me, smiling, but furrowing his brows as he saw the folder I was literally grabbing on as if it was my life slipping.

I sat down due to my weak knees and the stares from roberts parents. "Ok, so, uh, I, uh, this dinner here was for, uh, a...p-point..", I mentally scolded myself for stuttering in a situation like this. Robert took my hand, his brows still furrowed "is everything okay?", he whispered, making me nod. I coughed again, but this time it was because my mouth felt weird. "So, uh, I've got a suprise for all of you..and..uh, just l-l-ook at this..",

I put the folder quickly on the table, closing my eyes, trying to catch my breath. 

Roberts mum took the folder first, her hands shaking, probably already knowing that it was about pregnancy. She turned the photos around, gasping and showing it to his dad. His dad raised his brows, scrunching his eyes slightly. "Robert...", she whispered, looking at him with watery eyes. Why the hell id everyone crying at the photos? Robert took his eyes from me, furrowing his brows "What? What is that?", he stood up, taking the photos. I swear, if i could laugh at that moment I would at his expression. He had his brows raised, a hand on his mouth whilst shaking the photos, obviously not believing it. My mom smiled at me whilst mouthing 'eyerthing will be okay'.

"Is this aprils fool? No, that..no", he whispered, sitting down on the couch. 

I bit my lip, avoiding the gaze from his parents. "This...isn't...", I was disappointed at this reaction, after all it was his. "You're gonna be dad", i whispered, lookinh down, fighting with the tears. My mom took a seat next to me, putting her arms around me. Suddenly robert stood up, his frown turning into a wide smile showing off his perfect teeth. "I'm gonna be dad! Mom, dad! I'm gonna be just like you! I'm gonna have a small living creature who shits in his pampers!", i scrunched my eyes at his description of 'baby' whilst his dad was holding back tears and laughter. Meanwhile his mom was crying, a wide smile appearing on her face too. "We..we waited so long for this moment....Zoey...how far..boy or girl?",  I smiled "2 months..I don't know yet..", Robert furrowed his brows, coming closer to me "it happened at the first..?", he whispered and I nodded whilst his smile was getting wider and wider, "I can't believe it...finally i'm going to be a grandma!",

We all broke into laughter, the evening couldn't get better at that moment.
Little did I know it would get worse.

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short chap, bla, sorry, but i'm ill and don't feel very well, so yah ,-;