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just a little stress relief book I'll be doing ....... there is no plot in this, sorry 🤧

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cocktus

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by goldenlvsh_

by goldenlvsh_

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<Feliksue, J.one, Meowho, Seungmin™, PrinceHyuni entered the chat!>

J.one:

BITCHJDJE LOOK AT WHAT
FELIX AND I SAW IN THE MALL
EARLIER

Seungmin™:

Woah,,,,, both of you actually went out of the dorm for once.

Feliksue:

sHUT UP AND LOOK AT
cocktus

Meowho:

cock what???

J.one:

cocktus ;))

PrinceHyuni:

Omg...

Feliksue:

I'M WHEEZINGHDHSH

<Spearbin entered the chat!>

Spearbin:

Guys I think Felix is dying
WHAT THE FUCKDJ IS RHAT

PrinceHyuni:

Apparently it's, cocktus

Feliksue:

cAN WE KEEP HIM??

Seungmin™:

Of course not

Meowho:

I don't want a cacti lookin dildo
In the dorm

Spearbin:

I'm with them

PrinceHyuni:

I meannn 👀
It ain't that bad to have 1 plant in the dorm

Seungmin™:

Hyunjin don't encourage them!

J.one:

sO iS tHiS a yEs?¿

Seungmin™:

Meowho:

Hell no

Spearbin:

PrinceHyuni:

yes ;)

Spearbin:

wtf dude

Feliksue;

ONE YES, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANSSS

J.one:

WE'RE GETTING COCKTUS

Meowho:

I'm genuinely scared for cocktus

Seungmin™:

@Chris97 @bearjin we tried to stop them.

<J.one, Feliksue, Meowho, PrinceHyuni, Spearbin and Seungmin™ left the chat>

A/N

This was inspired by a convo had with my friends dnsbdbhw

they saw a catus that was shaped as a pp in the mall 😳

FINISHED: 190814 - 7:14 am

PUBLISHED: 190816 - 4:00 pm