Can anyone relate to this?
*parents talking to an unknown relative in India. Forcefully hands you over the phone*
Uncle: HELLOOO BETA. CAN YOU HEAR MEE???
Me: Yeah, I can hear you clearly.
Uncle: OHHH YOU SOUND SO MUCH OLDER NOW!!!
Me: hehe yeah *awkward laugh*
Uncle: HOW IS YOUR STUDY GOING BETA???
Me: Yeah, ummmm, it's going good I guess!
Uncle: WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO INDIA?!?!
Me: Haha yeah idk maybe soon *awkward laugh*
*very long awkward silence*
Uncle:...............
Me:...............
Me: Okay Uncle. I'm giving the phone back to Mama now.
Uncle: OKAY BETA. TATA. BYE BYE. SEE YOU.
Me: Haha bye *dying inside*
*during the whole convo mama/dad loud whispering in ear, trying to feed me answers*
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Curry Traits
HumorFor those of you who don't know, "curry traits" are things that Asian or Indian parents do or say A LOT. Disclaimer: These will not apply to everyone, this is only for fun, so please don't take offence. Some of these may be exaggerated or stereotype...