A Harmful Lie

A Confession

Aziraphale knocked on the door, "Gabriel I urge to speak to you immediately!" He sounded angry.

Gabriel sighed and opened the door, "Yes?"

"Tell me the truth immediately! Is what you said to Crowley true or not?!"

"I.." Gabriel sighed, "No it's not, but I wanted to protect you from that horrible demon."

"He is the nicest demon I've ever met and I'm in love with him! If I was in any danger I'd know! I assure you he loves me. So I'm going to find him before he does something stupid!" Aziraphale growled before flying away.

He flew around the London as a white pigeon, looking for Crowley. He couldn't feel him nearby and he couldn't pick up on his scent. Maybe birds have a bad sense of smell...

Crowley sat in his house again, drinking and tying a rope. He knew it wouldn't kill him, but he wanted Beelzebub and Gabriel to see the damage they caused him. Blood ran down his arms and they were much thinner than before. He had lost weight with drugs which is destroying him, but he'd do anything to take the pain away.

He finished the noose and hung it up, standing on a stool. He put it around his neck and drank the rest of his whiskey before kicking it away from his feet, hanging himself. He couldn't die this way so he just stayed there for a while like a disturbing decoration, looking around and wondering what to do next.

Suddenly his phone began to ring and he ripped the noose off from around his neck before picking up his phone, "Hello~?"

"Crowley, dear, it's me! Gabriel admitted that it was false! He lied!" Aziraphale said, happy that he could reveal the truth to him.

"Crowley ain't here he's having dinner with a dog named Steven Jobman or whatever," Crowley chuckled, obviously drunk.

"Honey what is the matter with you? Are you drunk!?" He sounded concerned.

"Drunk and high baby! Crowley is spending money on fifteen cars and dropping them onto people! WHAT ARE THEY PUTTING IN BANANAS THESE DAYS!?" Crowley laughed loudly.

"I'm coming to your house, stay right there dear! It's alright now, I'll be there in a tick!" Aziraphale hung up and immediately made his way over to Crowley's place.

He knocked on the door and heard Crowley laugh, then a crash, "Dear can you open the door for me?"

Crowley started to unlock the door and he opened it. Aziraphale looked at him, "That's good dear- what..? What happened to you..!?" Aziraphale cried out.