A Harmful Lie

Comfort...

Crowley was extremely underweight and his skin was a little saggy. Aziraphale didn't think he'd become any thinner than he already was but somehow he did. Zira felt his heart shatter at the sight. He noticed fresh cuts on Crowley's arm and realised it was all covered in 'Aziraphale'.

"Crowley, dear.. why..?" Aziraphale held back tears. He felt so bad for what had happened.

"To punish myself angel.. I.. didn't get chance to propose to you... I won't ever get the chance to.."

"Yes you will dear. I was planning on proposing too. I love you so much. They was lying, you didn't need to.. damage yourself like this!" Aziraphale ran his fingers though Crowley's hair and felt how thin it became due to drugs and alcohol.

"What..?" Crowley was confused. An angel lying? That's something he never knew he'd ever see.

Aziraphale hugged him gently and slowly healed him as Crowley became sober. Crowley began to cry on his shoulder, he had truly missed him. Aziraphale let out a few sobs, wrapping him in his wings. Crowley sobbed loudly, feeling guilty for hurting himself but Aziraphale understood why he did it.

"I love you dear.. it's alright now, I promise.." Aziraphale wiped his tears away and looked into his eyes.

Aziraphale gently kissed him and stroked his hair as he clung onto him like a koala clinging onto a branch. Crowley's wounds heal and he regains his weight before they both sit next to each other and cuddle. God smiled at how in love they are then turned her attention to Gabriel.

"Gabriel, I summon you to my Gate immediately."

Gabriel gulped and quickly arrived, shaking slightly, "Y-yes, almighty..?"

"Look at Aziraphale and Crowley. Two opposites in love. I trust Crowley to not hurt Aziraphale intentionally, but you should know that lying is a sin and it's punishable."

Gabriel nodded quickly, looking at Aziraphale comforting Crowley. He felt jealous that he didn't have that sort of attention from anyone.

"I have seen that you and Beelzebub have been getting along quite well."

Gabriel froze; God found out that he has a serious crush on Beel, "Uh.. yeah..!"

"Since Aziraphale and Crowley are together, I don't see why you can't be with Beelzebub. But remember, I can easily replace Aziraphale in archangel. I forgive you this once, next time you'll be a regular angel then cast out of heaven."

Gabriel nodded, giggling slightly at the thought of getting with Beelzebub. He went back down to earth and searched for Beelzebub. Aziraphale and Crowley get married a few years later and they conceive a demon/angel baby, Crowley volunteered to give birth (especially since he liked Zira topping due to how passionate he is). On the other hand, Gabriel is still the usual pillow princess who occasionally tops, but he doesn't do a good job of pleasing Beelzebub.

The end.