Third Person P.O.V.
The next day, everyone woke up to the sound of fighting from the boys' side. "THAT'S NOT MY CUM!" Justin yelled. "WELL, IT'S NOT MINE!" Bram screamed back. "WELL THEN, WHO'S CUM IS ON MY PILLOW?" Drake yelled. Then, they heard a loud scream of pain. "PETE! YOU IDIOT! STOP DOING THAT ON OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF!" Simon yelled. Cardi sighed and asked, "Does anyone else think they're annoying?" All the girls nodded, and got ready for the day.
"Alright kids, today we're learning survival skills. You will be split into groups and we will send you into the woods for about three hours to see how you do. You must come back with eatable food, some helpful thing you make like a raft or something, and that's it," Taylor said. "To make this easier, kids, just go with your roommates," Colleen said. As soon as all the kids ran off, Kim sat back and pulled out some wine. "What?" she asked, as Colleen looked shocked. "Really?" Colleen asked, and Kim nodded.
"Guys, I found dandelion," Billie said, after about thirty minutes. "Cool. Now, we can spend the rest of this time making something. If we try hard enough, you think we could make a small shelter?" Maddie asked. "Possibly. We just need to find a shit ton of wood," Ari said, sighing.
"Chickweed, that's eatable, right?" Halsey asked, looking at a plant. ""I think, but I found a huge pile of leaves," Camila said. "Oh, OK. The fuck can we do with that dumbass?" Lauren snarled. "I brought something we can use to somehow make those into a blanket," Camila said. "And you think we can do that in a few hours?" Halsey asked. Camila nodded.
"I found berries. You two working on the raft?" Nicki said, walking over. "Are you sure the berries are eatable?" Gabbie asked. "Yeah. They're berries, duh. Of course they're eatable," Nicki said. Cardi face-palmed.
"Guys. The camp counselors forgot we knew about the fruit trees last year," Bram laughed. "Oh yeah. Let's pick some pears," Simon said. "I'm making something to catch fish, so you two do that," Shawn said. "Fish? In a forest?" Bram asked. "THERE ARE LAKES HERE YOU DUMBASS!" Simon yelled.
Offset was trying to build something, but Drake and Quavo were too busy with a rap battle. Offset was able to build some type of weapon, but it wasn't that good. Drake and Quavo began fist-fighting. Then, they began another rap battle.
"Hey. Is this a good pick up line? Ehem... My dick died. Can I bury it in your vagina?" Justin asked. "No," Khaled said, eating Cheetos. "HEY! DID THOSE GROW IN THE FOREST? WE GOT OUR FOOD!" Pete yelled. "I made a toilet. It's a hole," Justin said, proudly, then proceeded to shit in the hole.
When everyone got back to the camp, the counselors groaned at some of the groups. "OK, the girls did well, except for the berries in Nicki's group. They're poisonous," Colleen said. "I told you," Gabbie said sassily. "Bram, Simon, you two literally cheated. That's not..." Kim began. "There were no rules. Also, they still found food," Taylor said. "Did you make a crappy weapon only? Seriously? Also, did you really think cheetos and dig a hole just to call it a toilet?" Kim asked the other two dude groups. Justin began jumping up and down. "THE TOILET WAS MY IDEA!" he screeched proudly. Colleen sighed. "I'm done here," she grumbled. "At least our shelter looks good," Maddie said. "It actually does. I was kind of doubting that it would work, but, it's good," Ari said. "OK, but we made a blanket out of leaves," Camila said. "True. That's pretty cool," Billie said.
"Hey. Uh... Party at my place. I say we invite your pants to come on down," Justin said to Halsey. "Uh, no. Fuck off dickless," Halsey scoffed. "Oh... Uh... Nicki, I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you," Justin tried again, but this time, with Nicki. He was slapped.

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