Summer camp, part 2

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Third Person P.O.V.
It was the second to last day, and everyone was ready to leave. "I MISS MY DOG BONER!" Justin cried. "Boner?" Maddie asked, trying not to laugh. "He likes bones, so we call him Boner," Justin explained. "Shawmila is still over," Halsey said. "Oh, you're sad about that. I thought you would be happy and talking about the possibility of Camren," Billie said, confused. "No. I'm not happy because now Camila hates me, all my friends hate each other and I'm sick of hearing arguing," Halsey sighed. "We don't all hate each other. I mean, I hate Ari now, but..." Maddie trailed off, trying not to laugh. "Bitch, shut the fuck up. You love me," Ari smirked. "MY ASS HURTS!" Nicki yelled. "What did you do to it?" Cardi asked. "I tried to make it bigger by doing butt exercises online," Nicki whined. "Dude, I'm hungry," Khaled said. "OK, and," Shawn said. "I want food," Khaled said. "What do you expect us to do fatty," Pete said. "Dude, he was just saying how he feels at the moment. Why are you guys being assholes?" Camila asked. "Because of all the tension right now. I'd suggest you don't get involved," Lauren said. Shockingly, her and Camila were OK with each other. "Cough, Camren, cough," Maddie whispered. "Jokes aside, you two would be a cute couple," Gabbie said. "I just don't think it would be good for either of us," Lauren said. "Why not?" Halsey asked. "Because neither one of us are in love with the other, I think," Camila said. "Well, you may not be in love, but..." Offset started. "I'm not either, so don't go there," Lauren interrupted. "Good, because I'm in love with you," Halsey joked. "Halren," Billie said. "Damn, that really sucks," Drake said.
That night, everyone sat around the fire, roasting marshmallows and making s'mores. "Alright, we all have to say our favorite part about this summer," Colleen said. "My favorite part was hanging out with everyone again," Maddie said. A lot of the people nodded and some said, "You stole what I was gonna say." My favorite part was the shaving cream," Bram and Simon both said. "My favorite part was the kiss..." Camila said, but laughed and said, "Joking. That was not my favorite part. My favorite part was rekindling a friendship that ended over something stupid." "So, you didn't enjoy that kiss?" Lauren asked, smirking. "SHUT UP!" Shawn yelled., but dropped his s'more. "Karma's a bitch," Cardi mumbled. "My favorite part was doing my ass workout," Nicki said. Everyone continued talking, but arguments nearly started several times.
The next day:
"Maddie. Can you just come with me?" Ari asked. "Dude, I'm moving close to you in two weeks. We'll go to the same school," Maddie laughed. "So, you two are going to go back single," Halsey said, looking at Camila, then Shawn. "Separately single," Lauren said. "The fuck does that even mean?" Camila asked, laughing. "It means what I said," Lauren responded.
As all the kids left, many things were happening. Kim was crying again. Justin screamed at his parents because he was still mad about the stuffed animal. Cardi and Nicki had a twerk contest, but got yelled at by their parents. Offset, Quavo and Drake were free styling... terribly. Gabbie was talking to Khaled. Shawn and Camila were ignoring each other, then realized they would be riding in the same car. A random game of truth or dare started and people were kissing when their parents pulled up. "SON! GET IN THE CAR!" Bram's dad yelled. "HOLD ON! I'M BUSY CUMING!" Bram yelled, but immediately went to the car when he saw his dad's face. "BYE GUYS! SEE YOU NEVER!" Maddie yelled, waving. Then, she looked at Ari. "SEE YOU IN TWO WEEKS!" she yelled, and Ari smirked.
That year, the camp burned to the ground and no one ever went back there. Colleen had a baby, Taylor had 10 kids and got married and Kim got more ass implants. Thank you. MERRY VALENWEENEASTERMASGIVINGYEAR!