Summer camp, part 2

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Third Person P.O.V.
"OK, so one time, I called my brother a trapezoid as a joke. He began to cry. Kids are stupid," Lauren said. "Oh... HEY JUSTIN! YOU'RE A TRAPEZOID!" Maddie yelled. Justin, obviously, began to cry. "Hey guys. What animals did chicken nuggets use to be?" Nicki asked. "Your ass," Cardi said, and Nicki began feeling her ass to see if any chunks were missing. "I thought it was only the boys that were stupid," Camila said. "Apparently not," Simon sighed. "OK, guys. My sister told our dad he had a big vagina. Yep, kids really are dumb," Cardi said. "That's nothing. My little cousin was outside. Then, I realized she was pooping in the front yard. When I asked her why she was doing it, she said she wanted to be like a dog," Maddie said. "Your little cousin, huh? Are you sure that wasn't you and you weren't by the pool?" Ari asked, smirking. "OK, that was a different time," Maddie laughed. "I told my dad I had to pee. He told me to paint the pool yellow. I walked over, and began peeing into the pool. He yelled at me. Why?" Bram asked. "HE MEANT PEE AFTER YOU GOT IN! NOT WHILE YOU WERE STANDING ON THE SIDE!" Shawn exclaimed. "At least none of us have talked about stealing," Halsey said, looking at Lauren. "Shut up. Crunch and Munch has been closed forever," Lauren groaned. "Actually, they're reopening it," Drake said, and Khaled got excited. When he jumped up, his landing cracked the floorboards.
Later, after lunch, the kids were hanging out where the camp kept the jumping pillow.(If you don't know what that is, it's like a trampoline, but shaped like a giant pillow and made of rubber or something) "Guys. I have another sneaking out idea," Camila said. "Camila, no. Stop that," Maddie laughed. "What is it?" Ari asked, excitedly. "You know cabin 13. Well, they say it's haunted. Let's go there tonight," Camila said. "Maddie, leave Annabel," Billie said.
Finally, night fell. At about 1:00 A.M., everyone left the cabin. They walked around and looked for it. "Guys. I found it," Quavo whispered. Everyone stared at the dark cabin in front of them. "Oh my God. That's it," Maddie whispered, pretending to be scared. "Wow, I'm not even scared of that," Justin said, shaking. "Dude, yes you are. Also, I was joking dumbass," Maddie scoffed. They began to silently creep up to the door. Finally, Simon reached out and pushed the door open. "Ew. It smells like old lady in here," Khaled said, holding his nose.
Everyone began to look around the cabin. "I found a kids shoe," Pete said. "I found the other one," Bram said. "I found a teddybear," Halsey said, throwing the torn bear aside. "I FOUND A REALLY SOFT BLANKET AND I'M TAKING IT!" Maddie screamed. "Shh, and No don't... never mind, it is soft. Yes, take it," Ari said. "Creepy much," Billie said, then jumped away as something touched her foot. "Sorry. I'm moving along the floor," Bram said. "Really?" Camila asked. "Uh, I found an old, crusty dildo. No one touch it," Lauren said, disgusted. Pete ran over and licked it. Nicki nearly vomited. "There is a turd under one of the beds," Halsey said. "OK, this place stinks... literally. Can we leave?" Simon asked. "No. I want something creepy to happen," Camila said. Maddie walked over and grabbed her. "Yes, we can leave," she said, literally dragging Camila. "Maddie, the fuck are you doing?" Shawn asked. "I'm not staying in there," Maddie laughed.
When they finally got to their cabin, Maddie let go, and was slapped. "I hate you," Camila groaned. "I really don't give a shit," Maddie said. "Damn," Cardi laughed. "Well, good night everyone," Simon said. "IT STILL SMELLS LIKE OLD LADY!" Khaled screamed. Everyone drifted off to sleep. Simon had a smirk on his face.