u are on a date with your man michael in the city's most finest restaraunt, dominoes and you are chit chatting and what not and all of a sudden he get on his knee and he say "y/n,,, i love you so much. will you marry me? "
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thoughts rush through your mind bc you love mj soooooooo much but you have a phobia of weddings bc one time u went to a wedding and u threw up. anyways you decide to have a private wedding
days go by and the wedding is coming up sooo fast and your best pogchamp, sherlock holmes from BBC's hit series "Sherlock" featuring Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman, texts u on ur phone saying "hey shawty wyd"
nothing you reply just thinking about how much a love my bf mj. i mean my finance mj
he text back: awwwww 💩 oops i didn't mean to put that emoji wait hang on i 👩🦼 wait no sorry i meant 👚 omg no hang on 🗿 wait nononono 😍 ok there i found it
you get so sick of him sometimes. you have been friends with him since childhood
anyways tomorrow is your wedding and you cant sleep bc you are sooooo excited. you could jump for joy so you go outside in bare-feet (you have athletes foot) to go harvest the wheat from your crops. it is 3am
all off a sudden your DREAM man Prince come out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you realize how beautiful, intelligent, fun, gorgeous, handsome, sexy, inspiring, hot, kind, generous, adorable, amazing, hilarious, humble, admirable, cute, nose boop-able, strong, muscular, elegant, fashionable, impressive, fascinating, stunning, interesting, talented, captivating, loving, ravishing, alluring, classy, cheerful, supportive, dazzling, clever, noble, dignified, grand, pulchritudinous and fine he is. he is way better than michael u think.
hello my dear he says. then he scoops u up bridal style and you kiss he cheek. u care him
then MICHAEL COME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you and prince scream and make a DASH FOR IT
you are running and he is holding your hand. then you miraculously find a courthouse and get your marriage lisencs and get married before mike can get hear (he is not very fast)
you get married so fast and fortunately michael does not arrive until after you have been hitched. you look at your beloved prince and say "what do i do" and you make this face 🥺 and he looks at you with his daring beautiful eyes and say "do not worry my beautiful woman. i will handle this myself because i am a very physically fit and strong man. i am perfectly capable of handling this situation that lies before us"
and he go up to mj (he is wearing a purple trench coat right now and a ruffle button up shirt) and mj is wearing slacks and a t shirt. he goes up to mj your ex and say "hey listen to me. can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right noow"
mj spins around and says "yeah yeah somebody take me back to the day. before this was a job before i got paid. before it ever mattered what i had in my bank. yeah back when i was tryna get a tip at Subway-"
you stand between them and you look at prince and then michael ans say but nowadays we rappin to stay relevent. im guessin that if we made some wishes out of airplanes then maybe ill go back to the days (this is your favorite song so u know the words by heart)
all of a sudden michael gives u a kiss ON YOUR LIPS and prince grabs u and runs off w you. i cant believe he did that you say
'yeah. me either. lets just go and enjoy our night together@ he says so he takes you to your favorite restaurant apple bees and you get a hamburger and he gets chicken fingers w ranch dressing and honey mustard to go with it. you also get a side of chicken nuggets. you can do this because you are always hungry because you have a tapeworm
when you finish your meal you decide to head to prince's house (it is very big because he is a rich celebrity and very famous) and you go to sleep. when you wake up the next morning neither of you think of michael until about 5 years later when they announce on the news that michael has a pet rhinoceros
