Hi honey I am home!!!!" mj yells. he is your beautiful husband!
you run to the fronte door and give him a big hugh. "michael!!!" you say. "your home! from your concert 😁"
"yes honey i'm home.. but i have some news. would you like the good news or the bad news 1st"
you say: hmm. bad news first
he say : "i farted at work and a little bit ofpoo came out "
"oh no?? that's terrible" u say. "good news?" you ask
"i am going on tour for 1 hour tomorrow evening"
"oh..." you say, a disappointed tone in your voice. you look to the floor, your beautiful hazel eyes heavy. you look back at him and say in a monotone voice "i will miss you so much"
"i know it's hard, but i will be back before you know it!" he saes
the next day he is packing his bags into the car. you have a bright green sedan that you share. he puts the final bag into the trunk and shuts it.
"did you bring everything!??? make sure you don't forget youer toothbrush and your special hemorrhoid ointment." uou say
"yes honey i have everything. please don't be anxious, i will be back very soon. " he says. before you know it he is getting in the car and driving away! you are sad for about 3 seconds but then you relise.... you can do whatever u want while he is gone!!!!'n woo hoo!!!!!!!! so you RUN inside and put ur makeup on and do your hair and paint your nails and get dressed and you go to the local dollar tree and buy a lot of your favorite candy, such as lifesavers, generic brand gummi worms (they are the perfect texture), and spear mints. you buy your things and head back home. you immediately run upstairs with all of your candy and eat ALL of it. you get a sugar rush and you decide to jump on the bed to use some energy. all of a sudden. you get a spring in your foot and you jump so high that you hit your head on the ceiling. you tumble to the ground and you open your eyes and realize. there is a huge dent in the celling. oh my word you say to yourself but before you can even get a proper thought in, your bff, prince, comes in.
"hey bestie!!!!" he yell but then he SEE YOU ON THE FLOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he say "oh my GOODNESS!!!!!!@ and he pick you up and throw you in the car and puts you in your booster seat and then he starts driving off and he realizes that he forgot to shut the door and so he sighs and gets out and shuts the door and then he gets back in the driving seat and he steps his foot on the gas pedal and drives to the hopspitol. you arrive at the hoospital and he carries you in and says "DOCTOR!!!!$ I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY!!!! SHE BROKE HER TOENAIL PLEASE HELP!!!@ and all the doctors come RUSHING out and before you can even see your handsome best friend's face you are being wheeled very fast and they are putting an oxygen mask over your moth and nose. will you ever wake to see the light again?
you slowly open your eyes. you look to your right side to see michael. "omg you're finally awake!!!!!!" he yells "i was so nervous. the doctor called me in the middle of the concert saying you had to go under emergency surgery. i thought i..." he chokes up a little bit.. "i thought i lost you..." he starts tearing up and he holds you in hise arms "don't ever scare me like that again!!!" he exclaims
you shift your eyes to your left side and see your bff prince. he says "well you know those girls who are from idaho. they survive anything." then he looks at you and winks and you know he is your bestie for LIFE ♾🤞
aall of a sudden the doctor comes in and says it is safe to go home so you go home and enjoy the rest of your life with michael and he never gows on tour again because you can't be unsupervised anymore
