Italian Bread (Ryden Crack)

GAD DAMIT FRNK IRO ND CRIS MOTNLES!1!1!1

Rynah lokd n d mirir n repeted d chant hi ded yestrdai. No beter. Frnk wus stil d emoist of dem al.

"GAD DAMIT FRNK IRO!" Ryna crid. He wus sad. Meinwhil brednan wus stil cryn ovr d sexi italn bred.

"O ITALN BRED HOW CUD U DO THS 2 US?! U WER A PRADCT OV LUST! (PRADUKT OV LUST!)" Den sudnly cris motnles cum dwn frum d ski

"Y u singin mi sang?" Hi sed in his sexi voce.

"Im singn mi cris sang, abgal, abgale."

"GIT OUT MI SANG!" Hi wentz bac up to d ski on hes emo unicorn.

Gad dam dat cris is hat. Bregnb thot.

No brenhn on dai ul si et wus alwas mi!1!1!1!1 Rhynajf sed in bredan hed

GIT OUT MI HED! Brenhn thot. Ryn crid gei ters. Cris wus nat hoter den ryro. He wus just a emo lozr lolz!1!1!1 Wait...... ryn crid cuz cris wus coler din ryroh

"GAD DAMIT CRIS MOTNLES!1!1!1!" Ryn sit n d cornr n cri gei ters. Den rei toro n his fablis fro berst in.

"Grab d fro f u wana b emo!" Hi sed. Ryhnanaba grab d fro. Rei fartd ot ranbows n flow ryn 2 emo lnd. Ryhnanabanf wus amazd. He codnt belv hes eys. Den gerd wei wakd up 2 him

"Lolz hi m jurard! Welcum 2 emo land! D onli stor we hav her is hot topic haha lolz n hot topic s d curch 2 LOLZ!1!1!1!1!"

"Gererd, tec mi ho 2 b emo plz! Sho mi ur way! (Pun completely intended)"

"Lol kai lemme go git mi boifrend lolz!" U wuldnt blev wo rhynangdd saw wen gerd retrnd! It wus tots crai!1!1! U jus guna wait n si wut hapns lolz!1!1!1!1

A/N Should I make my chapters longer???? Idkkkkkkk