Highschool is crazy

Ep 7 kriss the bitch

I darted to kriss after finding out what happened " OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE U WON'T BELIEVE THIS " I yelled at kriss he looked super confused " what is it " he said and I smiled " kazaki liked you and she wanted me to tell you " I said and his eyes widened " what me why me " he said and I shrugged " I don't fucking know it's you she likes you " I said but he sighed and looked at me " well tell her I don't like her back and you know I have a crush on the teacher " kriss said and I chuckled thinking it was a joke but he didn't laugh to " oh okay your deadass well here go it goes....that  teacher is flat kazaki isn't just go get that ass dude any other guy would take this opportunity I mean I wish it was me but ya know fuck my life " I said and he blinked " no " he said walking away and I sat thinking of my Ways to tell kazaki this fuck up of a man doesn't like her I mean anyone would like her but that's probably why she doesn't like me because I'm like those other guy but hey I mean life is great " okay I'm gonna go tell her the news before I actually jump off this building " I said and was off on a mission to tell kazaki the truth with kriss soon I found her outside the school with her friends so I did the most retarded thing ever " kazaki !! " I yelled to her and she looked over and smiled " hey " she said and I ran over " I need to talk to you about the thing like what happened earlier in the empty classroom with no one watching and just us two inside " I said out loud I repeat outloud and her friends looked really surprised " you guys were doing what in that classroom " one friend asked " no no Aj got it all wrong it sounded bad but we didn't do anything so now Aj follow me so I can snap your neck " she said and I nodded not realizing what the fuck she just said