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"Sister, the priest is here"
The group were sat in Sister Michael's office. They'd previously mentioned the statue incident to the nun who'd then decided to pull them from their exam.
"Come in, Father" Sister Michael role her eyes.
The priest looked at the students as they gawped at the attractive man stood in front of them.
"Fuck me" Michelle said
"Fuck me as well" Esme nodded
"I like his shiny hair" Orla said
"So do I" James agreed "I really like his shiny hair"
The priest smiled at the students, his eyes a charming colour.
"Hello, children" He said
"Hello, Father" They all replied
"Please, call me Peter" He insisted.
Sister Michael stood up, glaring at the priest and then at the students.
"Christ" Sister Michael said
"It's lovely to meet you" Peter said
"That's Erin, Michelle, Clare, Orla, Esmeralda" Sister Michael said "And the wee english fella is called James"
Peter nodded, sitting down on Sister Michael's deals, making the nun groan.
"This is just going to be a very relaxed, informal chat" Peter said "And I don't want you to think of me as a priest, think of me as a friend"
Peter pulled his collar off, making all the students gasp.
"Just like you now" He said "So, before we begin, do you guys have any questions for me?"
"Is that your real eye colour or are they contacts?" Erin asked
"These are my real eyes, Erin" Peter replied with a smile
"Is that a firm hold gel you're using there?" James asked
"It's a mousse, James" Peter replied
"Have you ever done any modelling or anything?" Michelle asked
"No Michelle, I haven't" Peter said
"Do you work out?" Esme asked
"Not often, Esmeralda" He replied
"It's Esme" She replied with a sigh.
"Does anyone have any questions about what happened in the church this morning?" Peter asked
The group shook their heads, not really knowing how else to respond.
"So you claim you saw our blessed lady's features change" Peter said "Is that right?"
