Crowley and Aziraphale. The angel and demon who helped stop the world from ending had now heard that Satan was on earth and couldn't possibly be up to any good.
"Call Aziraphale," Crowley said as driving in his favorite car, the Bentley. After the events of Armageddon the car was no longer in a million pieces.
"Calling Anathema," a robotic voice replied.
"Not her, you idiot!" Crowley yelled at the car as quickly grabbing his phone while driving and making quite a scene on the road.
Anathema answered the phone with a, "What do you want?" Before Crowley could hang up.
"Trying to call Aziraphale," Crowley replied as hanging up on her and going into his phone's contacts to manually call Aziraphale.
"Hello?" Aziraphale answered the phone in almost no time at all.
"This is Crowley, going to the book shop. Be ready," he then hung up and practically threw his phone to the side as accelerating the car to speeds that were not known to mankind.
Crowley arrived in no time at all and began honking his horn for Aziraphale to come out. Crowley waited no time at all before honking one after the other.
Aziraphale then walked out and said, "Calm down! I'm coming."
He then climbed into the car. Stuff like this would happen many times. Crowley would have news and rush over to the book shop giving Aziraphale barely a moments notice. Aziraphale had grown use to it.
Crowley then began driving again barely waiting waiting for Aziraphale to get in the car.
"Satan's back," Crowley said as for once focusing on the road but almost going the speed of light.
"What?" Aziraphale asked with surprise and confusion. "How do you know."
"I just know!" Crowley responded. "I hope you got all you needed because we are going to America."
"You never told me that," Aziraphale replied.
"Well, I haven't told the others yet and you don't see them complaining," Crowley responded.
"The others…?" Aziraphale asked as turning to Crowley who was acting a bit different than normal.
-cut to Lucifer's gang-
"Detective, what do you mean?" Lucifer asked as trailing behind Chloe who looked fed up with Lucifer's antics.
"You can't just scare people like that!" Chloe yelled to him. Chloe then whipped around stopping Lucifer in his tracks. "You have one more chance for today and you better not do whatever you normally do to cause all this trouble."
"Alright," Lucifer replied as avoiding eye contact with Chloe. "I'll just be Daniel again."
Chloe sighed as turning around again and continuing her walk to some crime scene.
A man was laying on the going looking like he was in good condition besides his hands that looked as if the were broken then cut off.
Ella was doing her usual work of taking pictures and such when she saw both Chloe and Lucifer appear.
"The guy's name is Jordan Ventz," Ella stated. "The poor guy was alive when his fingers were broken but dead when they were cut off."
"What killed him?" Chloe asked as going on with her usual business.
"Well, that's what weird, we can't find out how he died. He's just dead," Ella replied as looking at Chloe who was still focused on the body.
"Heart attack?" Chloe asked.
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Lucifer and Good Omens Crossover
Randoma crossover. after armageddon is over and done with Crowley and Aziraphale have another issue to deal with, Lucifer, who they believe to be the same Satan that Adam fought with words. they are worried he'll try to bring an end to humanity again, so...