Female - Maureen Halls - ThisIsNotSparta

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Name: Maureen Halls

Gender: Female

Age: 53

Appearance: When it comes to appearance, Maureen likes to try hard. From her overly powdered nose to silver studded stilettos, you can tell that she puts too much effort into her looks. Her over-plucked eyebrows and fake white blond hair dyed every Tuesday are truly the things that stand out most on her face. In reality, Maureen actually has deep, brown eyes, but wears light blue coloured contacts. In fact, the only thing on her face that isn’t fake or covered over is her perfectly straight nose. Maureen stands taller than an average woman, but with her added high heels reaches almost seven foot.

Personality: Outgoing and brash, Maureen has that kind of personality that you can’t help but hate. She’s very opinionated, nosy and quick to misinterpret information. In her eyes, all of your business is her business, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Maureen is ravenous for fame, and will do anything to keep up her reputation as a minor celebrity, including jumping in front of the paparazzi and screaming “I’m still relevant!” which she has done on many an occasion.

Current Occupation: Currently unemployed, but rumours say that she was spotted wearing oversized sunglasses and a KFC uniform...

Background:  Born 1961, Maureen was one of the first generations to have television. In 1976, she got her big break and became one of the first teen TV stars in an old sitcom, The Ryan Family, in which she was the moody teenage daughter who struggles with her crazy family. Soon, she was the most popular character, and was receiving fan-mail and job offers from almost everywhere. After The Ryan Family was cancelled, Maureen fell into a slump. The only roles she could get were small ones in adverts. Although she took these jobs with enthusiasm, she was never again in another TV series or movie, and she went under the radar. When she was 43, she changed. She started dressing seductively, dying her hair and tried desperately to get back into the spotlight, but to no avail. All she got was a series of mentions on a news show and a near jail sentence. She has two children, who she always pushes into the spotlight whether they like it or not, and a string of divorces that could reach to the moon.

Why are they On Air? Like Maureen says, she wants to prove that she’s still relevant and cool.

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